My mouth needs to be on fire
With each ta-a-a-aste
Only drink water
When my tongue is aflame
Ordered Atomic!
It’s too ta-a-a-a-a-ame
Chomp habaneros
Until I scream in pain!

Mild is so gross
Chug the Tabasco
Watch me down this bowl
And you’ll sob!!!

Check the Scoville Rate when I go out for lunch on a date
Unless it is basted in ghost chili I will not taste
My lips are flayed cause the acid just eats them away
If you can’t stand the heat from the kitchen go move your feet

Dipped in Blu-Cheese
Is how I eat vegetables
But when I got wings
I’ll have hot sauce flow
These sissies I’ll taunt
Downing pla-a-a-a-a-ates
Medium’s not hot!!!
You should feel ashamed!!!

This batch I’ll swallow
Those jalapenos
To me they are sold
I need lots!!!

You think I’m insane when my teeth can’t handle the strain
If you see sweat drain from my forehead I’m in my domain
When you pull out the tray it’s that spicy food that I crave
Mix those peppers with sage till my heart burns in my rib CAGE!!!

I’m in all the record books
No heat’s too strong you can cook
Spices, They have got me hooked
Sometimes my friends just can’t look
Spices on wings I have took... A slew!!!

I’ll eat them in haste and they’ll all go straight to my waist
No milk needs to chase that spice just to make it escape
I’ll use army pepper spray if I want a kick that will stay
Taste buds I’ll lambaste and stuff that chicken into my FACE

Though my mouth spews flame I still haven’t had enough
When my tongue’s in pain I still haven’t had enough
Though you people faint I still haven’t had enough
Though my teeth are maimed I still have had enough wings!!!

I am on the constant hunt
To find a heat that makes me grunt
I research pepper science just for food

You can’t make me heave it’s that heat that I crave
It might kill my teeth but I’ll chomp cause I’m brave
If you cook me wings I swear that I’ll behave
I don’t need a drink though my tongue’s in the grave