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Song Parodies -> "Always Buffering"

Original Song Title:

"Always Suffering"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Always Buffering"

Parody Written by:

Aaron Dodson

The Lyrics

I always flock
To MP3s
And videos online
Fill in the fields
Sign me up please
Need an account, so I'll apply

But while the whole world
Was plundering
The fruits of the tubes online
And while my friends
Were all raving
I sat here crying...

'Cause it's always buffering
More packet loss
Always buffering
And I'm gettin' cross

Remember when
The other day
I tried to video chat for fun
It took a while
Before the haze
Of pixels reflected what was goin' on

Now the page is loadin' slow
And I've got real bad lag in Pong
And the domain
Cries out so 404ingly
The file's gone

Now it's always buffering
While I pirate "Lost"
It's always buffering
Feels like watching moss

I sit for hours
Torrenting 'tunes
Hoping my connection comes alive
But still I hope
Deep in my heart
That the network may revive

And Comcast won't enhance
My connection, but not my bill
And the bytes I love
Are all comin' from
Servers in Brazil

'Cause it's always buffering
More packet loss
Always buffering
And I'm gettin' cross

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