Song Parodies -> "Sheep Are Abused (A Cry From PETA)"

Original Song Title:

"She's Got Issues"

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Original Performer:

"Sheep Are Abused (A Cry From PETA)"

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The Lyrics

I’m dating this girl
Who covered me in blood and then fined
Yeah, She’s a nutcase
Who thinks pets are as smart as mankind
She talks about vultures
And their damn extinction crap
I don’t mean to sound insensitive
“Eating raw dead things does that”

And she says…
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Those poor sheep are abused
Why do farmers shave?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
She thinks we’re the villains
Here

Her motto’s, “Rather be naked
Than to wear a fur coat”
While most of what they say is pure sh*t
But for this they have my vote!

And she says…
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Those hurt bees are misused
That honey should stay!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
She calls me a villain
When I cook up pork, steaks and beef

She runs off to save test mice
Prints billboards of awful blood and gore
An animal savior
Who sold our house to move outdoors!

Now she talks about violence nonstop
That’s alls in mind
She gets locked up like Colonel’s chicken
To relax I’m chugging wine

We’re driving a hundred miles
To tell ranchers that they are wrong
The gorillas got a thrashing
We will banish, “King Kong”

And she says…
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Those turkeys all dread doom
On Thanksgiving Day
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
She says I’m a villain
Cause I will not eat one of Brie
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Those poor fleas are abused
And she’s in dismay (In dismay) (In dismay) (In dismay) (In dismay!!!)

The zoo bars are controlling
So she’s gonna tear these cages down
To release them from torment
She is gonna torment the whole town?

Now you see that she’s messed up
She dumped me, “I can’t handle anymore”
A fact I can’t waver
Is her planned marriage to a bore!

A lot of this was based on the South Park episode "Douche And Turd", the other information was from good old Wikipedia.

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Jack Wilson - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment

Awesome job! 5s

littleCupCakes - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment

Sir Mathias, this is great! I loved the 'chugging w to unwind ' line! It sounds crazy, but that is the nonsense of these ~ Flying Purple nonPETA eaters~

Jeff Reuben - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment

The first two lines will give me nightmares for days! Funny song, I say with a sheepish grin :)

Agrimorfee - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) "Who covered me in blood and then fined" (PETA fines people? Wha?)--"The gorillas got a thrashing" (from who?) "Cause I will not eat one of Brie" (a Brie-cheese fake turkey?). Sorry, this didn't connect with me.

bobpiecheese - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Never would've seen that title sub coming, but you made it work hilariously! 555 well done steaks for you!

Rex - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I would think such an animal lover would marry a boar, not a bore. Nifty idea and some clever lines, but the overall craftsmanship doesn't measure up to your best.

Below Average Dave - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Matthias, this is really funny, but your formating here was, well, it made it kinda hard to follow. . .I got a good laugh out of it though and I loved the idea and all--there's a couple of lines I thought were hilarious, just the formatting needed work.

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