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Song Parodies -> "Irrational Doctor (A tribute to "Scrubs")"
Original Song Title:
"Original Prankster"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Offspring
Parody Song Title:
"Irrational Doctor (A tribute to "Scrubs")"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Completed Part 3 of Dave's bet...
(Doctor Cox)
“Susan! Do It!”
(J.D)
My name’s John Dorian
My life’s… To make the sickly better
I’ll give… Prozac and nice warm sweaters
But that’s… Kind hard to do
When my constant fantasies make this place A ZOO!
(Carla)
Hey!
(Janitor)
Hey!
(J.D)
Huge fright… Devil is Doctor Kelso
Oy Vey… Makes Sacred Heart a hell show
My mind… Makes me so amused
It makes people act so strange, getting me confused. Yeah!
(J.D)
Todd jokes of balls
(Todd)
“Gift inside for you!”
(J.D)
Cox calls me “Grace”
(Doctor Cox)
“Well, You’re not a dude”
(J.D)
Doug chokes on Halls
(Doug)
“They’re too hard to chew”
(J.D)
You’re gonna lose your head all through it all
You’re gonna burst out laughing…
Irrational Doctor
Fake out, Yeah!
Irrational, Yeah!
Burst out laughing…
Irrational Doctor
Still need to cure them, cure them
Cure all their aches and pains
(Doctor Cox)
“Susan! Do It!”
Noobie, I’ll give a tip
Don’t cram
Stop! Think!
You’re not a cutter
Turk can slam
Knife in and slice like butter
Patients fate lies beneath your thumb
If they die, that’s that
Use this tip I spawn
(J.D)
Huge fright… Meet Elliot in closet
Hide pride… Our fears in here deposit
(Elliot)
That way, when drama is through
We can see the Janitor pulling jokes on you!
Yeah!
(J.D)
Tedd’s scared of all
(Tedd)
“Terrified it’s true”
(J.D)
Keith’s a disgrace
Really hate that dude
Name I love to call
Is the doctor, “Hooch”
You’re gonna lose your head all through it all
You’re gonna burst out laughing…
Irrational Doctor
Fake out, Yeah!
Irrational, Yeah!
Burst out laughing…
Irrational Doctor
Still need to cure them, cure them
Cure all their aches and pains
(Carla)
Hey!
(Doctor Cox)
“Susan! Do It!”
(J.D)
Our Show’s… Better than ER
No Blood… Don’t have to be scarred
Patients… Usually big stars
Drama… But mostly bizarre
Not M*A*S*H… We don’t have Radar!
Chick Drinks… Down at our one bar!
Scooter… I don’t drive a car!
(Turk)
There is no average day with the likes of you
Yeah!
(J.D)
Todd jokes of balls
(Todd)
“Gift inside for you!”
(J.D)
Cox calls me “Grace”
(Doctor Cox)
“Well, You’re not a dude”
(J.D)
Doug chokes on Halls
(Doug)
“They’re too hard to chew”
(J.D)
You’re gonna lose your head all through it all
You’re gonna burst out laughing…
Irrational Doctor
Fake out, Yeah!
Irrational, Yeah!
Burst out laughing…
Irrational Doctor
Still need to cure them, cure them
Cure them, cure them
Cure all their aches and pains
“Susan! Do It!”
(J.D)
My name’s John Dorian
My life’s… To make the sickly better
I’ll give… Prozac and nice warm sweaters
But that’s… Kind hard to do
When my constant fantasies make this place A ZOO!
(Carla)
Hey!
(Janitor)
Hey!
(J.D)
Huge fright… Devil is Doctor Kelso
Oy Vey… Makes Sacred Heart a hell show
My mind… Makes me so amused
It makes people act so strange, getting me confused. Yeah!
(J.D)
Todd jokes of balls
(Todd)
“Gift inside for you!”
(J.D)
Cox calls me “Grace”
(Doctor Cox)
“Well, You’re not a dude”
(J.D)
Doug chokes on Halls
(Doug)
“They’re too hard to chew”
(J.D)
You’re gonna lose your head all through it all
You’re gonna burst out laughing…
Irrational Doctor
Fake out, Yeah!
Irrational, Yeah!
Burst out laughing…
Irrational Doctor
Still need to cure them, cure them
Cure all their aches and pains
(Doctor Cox)
“Susan! Do It!”
Noobie, I’ll give a tip
Don’t cram
Stop! Think!
You’re not a cutter
Turk can slam
Knife in and slice like butter
Patients fate lies beneath your thumb
If they die, that’s that
Use this tip I spawn
(J.D)
Huge fright… Meet Elliot in closet
Hide pride… Our fears in here deposit
(Elliot)
That way, when drama is through
We can see the Janitor pulling jokes on you!
Yeah!
(J.D)
Tedd’s scared of all
(Tedd)
“Terrified it’s true”
(J.D)
Keith’s a disgrace
Really hate that dude
Name I love to call
Is the doctor, “Hooch”
You’re gonna lose your head all through it all
You’re gonna burst out laughing…
Irrational Doctor
Fake out, Yeah!
Irrational, Yeah!
Burst out laughing…
Irrational Doctor
Still need to cure them, cure them
Cure all their aches and pains
(Carla)
Hey!
(Doctor Cox)
“Susan! Do It!”
(J.D)
Our Show’s… Better than ER
No Blood… Don’t have to be scarred
Patients… Usually big stars
Drama… But mostly bizarre
Not M*A*S*H… We don’t have Radar!
Chick Drinks… Down at our one bar!
Scooter… I don’t drive a car!
(Turk)
There is no average day with the likes of you
Yeah!
(J.D)
Todd jokes of balls
(Todd)
“Gift inside for you!”
(J.D)
Cox calls me “Grace”
(Doctor Cox)
“Well, You’re not a dude”
(J.D)
Doug chokes on Halls
(Doug)
“They’re too hard to chew”
(J.D)
You’re gonna lose your head all through it all
You’re gonna burst out laughing…
Irrational Doctor
Fake out, Yeah!
Irrational, Yeah!
Burst out laughing…
Irrational Doctor
Still need to cure them, cure them
Cure them, cure them
Cure all their aches and pains
... Only 2 more parts to go!!!
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You did this all on your own, yeah I know, you;re a Superman
HAHAHA! Hooch is crazy! 5-5-5
A wonderful, wonderful tribute to a hilarious, surreal show (that IMHO has worn out its welcome). They should perform this next fall ("My Musical, The Sequel"?)!
(ABC) Dundadadundun shiny scalpel! Dundadadundun gonna slice him up! Seriously though, I only got most of this because I haven't seen an entire episode of this show, but I was still familiar enough to find this friggin' hilarious. Pity about the last chorus being a repeat, but still 555!
(ABC) I am a huge fan of this show! I've watched the whole series through many times. I loved that you gave each character their moment in the song and I could really here their voices saying the lyrics. The overall pacing was a little choppy, and phrasing was sometimes odd, but this was still a hilariously fun tribute to one of my favorite shows of all time!
I also liked that you gave each character bits and pieces, and I'm not a regular watcher of the show, but I know enough about it to get most of the references. Pretty solid work
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