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Song Parodies -> "The AP Spanish Song"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"The AP Spanish Song"

Parody Written by:

Starlette Victory

The Lyrics

My AP Spanish class is really hard and there are only 10 of us in the class, and we share complaints about the speaking assignments like "Spanish Debate" and "Describe These Pictures," but we certainly appreciate getting 8 points added onto our grades just for being brave/stupid enough to take an AP. AP classes at my school are murderous during the year, but we all get really good scores on the AP Exam. (A 5 is the highest you can get.)
Did you do the vocab? Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Did you do the vocab? Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Did you do the vocab? Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And this year's hardest class is gonna be:
Spanish AP.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

You know it's kind of hard
To get the 8 points today.
The teacher's really cool,
But we hate this anyway.
We do not have a clue;
And we can't describe pics.
And making long speeches
Makes us all feel very sick.

Spanish debate, we really hate
You know we're really dreading that Exam in May
The records talk too fast, but we still pass.
Spanglish? No way. Spanglish? No way.
If a C you rate, the school will compensate.
If you struggle through than you get a really big plus-eight!
Our school needs language geeks.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that AP thing.

Could you read the story? Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
Could you read the story? Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
Could you read the story? Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
And this year's hardest class is gonna be
Spanish AP.

We read Spanish news
Because English won't suffice.
But the teensy-weensy print set
All of our brains on ice
Now ending the semester, we don't think we're gonna pass.
Before midterm exams
I'm going to drop this f___ing class.

Spanish debate, we really hate
You know we're really dreading that Exam in May
The records talk too fast, but we still pass.
Spanglish? No way. Spanglish? No way.
If a C you rate, the school will compensate.
If you struggle through than you get a really big plus-eight!
Our school loves language geeks.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that AP thing.

Now we're approaching on May.
Yeah the year's almost done.
We're studying all night and it isn't any fun.
Friends say we're trying too hard
And we don't have lives.
But when the scores come
We're the, we're the ones with 5's!

Did you get your scores back? Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Did you get your scores back? Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Did you get your scores back? Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Spanish debate, we really hate
You know we're really dreading that Exam in May
The records talk too fast, but we still pass.
Spanglish? No way. Spanglish? No way.
If a C you rate, the school will compensate.
If you struggle through than you get a really big plus-eight!
Oh, our school needs language geeks.
So let's get some more language geeks
And (Hey! Hey!) do that AP thing.

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Callie - May 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody! I took AP Spanish this year, so I understand the setiments conveyed in this song completely!
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