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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Fly For A Caveman"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly For A White Guy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Fly For A Caveman"

Parody Written by:

Funky Pigeon

The Lyrics

Pretty Fly (For a Caveman)

Super, Dino, Auto, Vacuum

Lets go bowling, Barney, Ok Ok, Ok Ok
Lets go bowling, Barney, Ok Ok, Ok Ok
Lets go bowling, Barney, Ok Ok, Ok Ok
And all the Flintstones say I'm pretty fly for a Caveman

Yabba, dabba, do, yabba, dabba, dabba, do

You know, it's kinda hard to be a caveman now
Old Bedrock isn't cool, but he makes it anyhow
He may live in a cave and not have a lot of money
But everything he lacks, well, he makes up for with his funny

So get home late, eat dino steak
You know dino will jump on fred anyway
Gonna move some rocks, buy kids stone spinning tops
Yabba dabba, dabba dabba, dabba, do

So if you don't hate, you can get home late
You know you can always go home and eat steak
The world needs bowling kings
So hey hey, do that Caveman thing

Lets go bowling, Barney, Ok Ok, Ok Ok
Lets go bowling, Barney, Ok Ok, Ok Ok
Lets go bowling, Barney, Ok Ok, Ok Ok
And all the Flintstones say I'm pretty fly for a Caveman

He wants a new car, a push-car won't suffice
But they didn't have a pedal car, so he bought A T-rex vice
Now cruising in his Pedal car, he sees T-rexes as he pass
But if he stays around, they're gonna eat his lily ass

So get home late, eat dino steak
You know dino will jump on fred anyway
Gonna move some rocks, buy kids stone socks
Yabba dabba, dabba dabba, dabba, do

So if you don't hate, you can get home late
You know you can always go home and eat steak
The world needs bowling kings
So hey hey, do that Caveman thing

Now, he's getting his paycheck made out of stone what else
He asked for 300 pebbles, but they repossessed his house
Fred says he's trying too hard, and he takes way too much strife
But in his own mind, he's got, he's got the coolest life

Lets go bowling, Barney, Ok Ok, Ok Ok
Lets go bowling, Barney, Ok Ok, Ok Ok
Lets go bowling, Barney, Ok Ok, Ok Ok
Yabba, dabba, do, yabba, dabba, dabba, do

At his cave, in his cave
His wifes gonna be there when he gets home anyway
Betty cooks you dinner, and then she'll say
Have some steak, You want some steak

He pushes rocks, he really pushes rocks
You know you can always go home and eat steak
Get a new Pedal-Car
We all need Pedal-cars
Let's buy some new Pedal-Cars
And hey hey, do that Caveman thing

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