I've got a stuffed nose and it happens every year at this time.
Well all the pollen outside makes me sneeze all the time.
We have to buy Benedryl that would help just a bit.
If I don't get medicine soon I just might throw a big fit!

Oh Help Me! Yeah! Oh I need some tissues 'cause I'm gonna sneeze!
Yeah! I am pollen's victim Yeah!

I don't know why people think that Spring is so great.
And I know that it's nice outside, but it's the season of Spring that I hate.

Oh help me! Yeah! Oh I need some tissues 'cause I'm gonna sneeze! Yeah! I am pollen's victim 'cause I've got some allergies. I've been like this for hours. I don't think I can take it anymore.
Just keep me away from....all the pollen that's out the door!

Once I start to sneeze I can't stop although I try.
But when all the pressure's in my head that's when I start to cry.

I'd pay you a hundred bucks just to have my allergies gone.
And I wish my eyes would not get itchy when I'm mowing the lawn!

Oh help me! Yeah! Oh I need some tissues 'cause I'm gonna sneeze!
Yeah! I am pollen's victim 'cause I've got some allergies. Yeah! Oh get me some tissues 'cause I'm gonna sneeze gonna sneeze gonna sneeze gonna sneeze gonna sneeze gonna sneeze... ACHOO! Ahhhh!!

I really wish it was not Spring.
That's when my allergies come around.
I should get one of those vents
That clean the dust out of the air in my house.
I've been like this for hours.
I don't think I can take it anymore!
Just keep me away from..... all the pollen that's out the door!