Song Parodies -> Best Sport Injuries
| Original Song Title: | "Don't Pick It Up" |
| Original Performer: | The Offspring |
| Parody Song Title: | "Best Sport Injuries" |
| Parody Written by: | No Hero |
I's playing street hockey when I fell over
My friend turned around ducking for cover
The puck came my way and my eye turned blue
After it hit my face what could I do?
Whoa - Hurt so many times
Whoa - sorta feel like slime
Whoa - Hurt so many times
I end up hurt no matter what I try
You're out there playing football - tackle too hard
With a broken shoulder and it's a fault on your part
I turned around and ran and I'm sore today
Gone to the hospital in California
Best Injuries
Best Injuries
Best Injuries
Best......
My arm was kinda hurting from that sport I tried
Regretted from the minute I hurt then cried
I heard a little crack but kept playing on
Sitting in a bed so I wrote this song....
My friend turned around ducking for cover
The puck came my way and my eye turned blue
After it hit my face what could I do?
Whoa - Hurt so many times
Whoa - sorta feel like slime
Whoa - Hurt so many times
I end up hurt no matter what I try
You're out there playing football - tackle too hard
With a broken shoulder and it's a fault on your part
I turned around and ran and I'm sore today
Gone to the hospital in California
Best Injuries
Best Injuries
Best Injuries
Best......
My arm was kinda hurting from that sport I tried
Regretted from the minute I hurt then cried
I heard a little crack but kept playing on
Sitting in a bed so I wrote this song....
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