(How ya doin, Mormon?) Join us! Join us!
(How ya doin, Mormon?) Join us! Join us!
(How ya doin, Mormon?) Join us! Join us!
And Joseph Smith says I'm pretty fly (for a Morm guy)

Our temple's had a fair share of Mormons in the past
But all of them were brain dead, and none of them
would last
But this new guy's real perfect, I think he is the one
I tell ya, he's to die for - his name is Brigham
Young!

When he passes me, gives a nod of his head
Going to the temple; gonna baptize the dead
Dead Aunt Betty Lou and Uncle Georgie too,
He baptized them, he baptized them
Just say "Joseph's here" and he'll kick into gear
He'll go straight to heck for drinking caffeine or a
beer!
Just grab your temple card and
Hey, hey, do that Mormon thing!


(How ya doin, Mormon?) Join us! Join us!
(How ya doin, Mormon?) Join us! Join us!
(How ya doin, Mormon?) Join us! Join us!
And Joseph Smith says I'm pretty fly (for a Morm guy)


He's talking on his cell phone, driving his SUV
I better watch out cause he's not looking out for me!
He never pays attention, he doesn't give a care
All he's really worried about is how to do his hair!


Oh, this Brigham Young, some people think he's dumb
But he's just like other Mormons; his face looks like
his bum
Yeah, he's just so nice, he really thinks he's Christ
What's not to like? What's not to like?
On high holy days, you know he prays and prays
That the people never know his head is full of
mayonnaise
So grab your temple card and
Hey, hey, do that Mormon thing!

When he's doing Sunday sermons, now you know you
should be there
You'll sit in church for hours, listening to his
prayer
To the holy Eloheem, up on planet Kalob
Ya know he's really great, he's the world's biggest
snob!


(How ya doin, Mormon?) Join us! Join us!
(How ya doin, Mormon?) Join us! Join us!
(How ya doin, Mormon?) Join us! Join us!
And Joseph Smith says I'm pretty fly (for a Morm guy)

He's doing well, I gotta tell
The elders love him, missionaries think he's swell
Show up at his home, he says hello
And "have some cake - ya want some cake?"
Yeah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots
Brigham Young is the best Mormon that we've got
So grab your temple reccomend,
The one you got from Elder Ben,
Let's grab our temple cards and
Hey, hey, do that Mormon thing!