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Song Parodies -> "Boating Bad Habit"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Habit"

Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Boating Bad Habit"

Parody Written by:

Macaroni Man

The Lyrics

This isn't really a funny parody, just sort of a spin off that shifts the anger from the roads, to the water. Irony is I wrote this after passing my boaters safety course. ...Well I done forgot my password so this was hard to submit
Hey man you know I’m really ok
The flare in my hand will tell you the same
But when I’m in my boat don’t give me no crap
Cause the slightest mistake and I’ll put a crack in
Your hulllllll!!!

When I go boating I always give way
If you cut me off, you’ll be swimming in the bay
Open the toolbox, reach inside
Throw a wrench right in your eye

Cause I gotta bad habit
Throttle pushed all the way Yeah! Yeah!
Cause I gotta bad habit
Dominate the waterway Yeah! Yeah! Yeaheeah ooooohhhh!

They say this river's got danger buoys
If you cut me off, you’ll be calling a MAYDAY
You drive on my stern, you’ll be overturned
And you’ll watch your own boat burn

Cause I gotta bad habit
Leave behind a big wake Yeah! Yeah!
Cause I gotta bad habit
Throwing trash in the bay Yeah! Yeah! Yeaheeah ooooohhhh!

Jetskiers are rude
So loud and crude
Disturbing the peace
Jump my wake
See the big Yachts
At the mansion docks
You stupid fishers
Goddamn duck hunters!

Hate em aaaaaallll.
I open the flarebox, reach inside
Gonna blow this f*#%er outta the brine
Cause I gotta bad habit
It’s a police boat oh yay -_-” Yeah! Yeah!
Cause I gotta bad habit
He took my license away Yeah! Yeah! Yeaheeah ooooohhh!
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