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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Proud For A Fat Guy (remake)"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly For A White Guy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Proud For A Fat Guy (remake)"

Parody Written by:

Chance Gollnick

The Lyrics

I love fluffy people, though im skinny. I hope you like the remake.
Give it to me fluffy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me fluffy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me fluffy, uh huh, uh huh
And all the sporty spices say "i'm pretty proud for a fat guy"
one to many hogies i've been feedin' to my face

You know Its getting kinda hard
to be slim fit anyway
my waist line isn't shrinking
and my underwears a waste
i may not see my toes
and i might not have a smeckel
and everything i miss
i make up with no style

So dont workout, a fatty's great
And you gotta know healthys outdated anyway
I'm going to eat my meals, from a big cheese wheel
Diet theirs no way, Diet theirs no way
so if your not thin, just regurgitate
at least you know you can always turn to jenny craig
the world loves fluffy people so hey hey
do that fluffy thing!

Give it to me fluffy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me fluffy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me fluffy, uh huh, uh huh
And all the sporty spices say "i'm pretty proud for a fat guy"

He needs a hot date
not just one mom will suffice
they don't got Jared Fogle
So he's stuck with lisa rice
now looking like a shmuck
he see's a babe pass
and if he stares twice
they'll call harrasment on his ass!

So dont workout, a fatty's great
And you gotta know healthys outdated anyway
I'm going to eat my meals, from a big cheese wheel
Diet theirs no way, Diet theirs no way
so if your not thin, just regurgitate
at least you know you can always turn to jenny craig
the world loves fluffy people so hey hey
do that fluffy thing!

Now im getting a stretch mark, yeah
my self esteems done
i asked for a hot date
instead i got hot cakes
Jenny say's it's all in the movement
and it's all in the hips
but when your pushing 300+
your pants just tend to rip

Give it to me fluffy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me fluffy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me fluffy, uh huh, uh huh
one to many hogies i've been feedin' to my face

So dont workout, a fatty's great
And you gotta know healthys outdated anyway
I'm going to eat my meals, from a big cheese wheel
Diet theirs no way, Diet theirs no way
so if your not thin, just regurgitate
at least you know you can always turn to jenny craig
the world loves fluffy people
the world needs fluffy people so hey hey
do that fluffy thing!

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Mark Scotti - August 20, 2010 - Report this comment
555 pounds of fun!!!

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