I'm seeing this girl and she just might be homicidal
Well she's got shotguns and their of the sawn off kind
She talks about stab wounds and killing her kitty
I don't mean to be a wimp, but she's really scaring me

Oh she's a murderer
And I'm gonna die
I'll be the victim
Yeah

Now I know she used a shotgun
To murder her mother
And I know her favourite hobby
Is to kill her lover

Oh she's a murderer
And I'm gonna die
I'll be the victim
But she'll take it all out on me

I don't know why you're crazy
I don't know why you just attacked a whore
Just do me a favor
And check your weapons at the door

Now she talks about her guns nonstop, but I don't mind
But when she threatens me with a knife
That's where I draw the line
You told me a hundred times how you shot your dad and he's gone
But I wish you wouldn't cut off my nipples
When we're gettin' it on

Oh she's a murderer
And I'm gonna die
I'll be the victim
She's taking it all out on me
My god she's got weapons
And I'm gonna die

I know you want kill me
That's why you follow me around
If you're not a murderer
Then why want me to drown

I don't know why you're crazy
I don't know why you just attacked a whore
Just do me a favor
And check your weapons at the door