I'm going to my girlfriend's,
Her dad is a prick.
Invited me on Thanksgiving Day.
Her mom cooks the turkey, while I'm kissing my chick.
But soon I will pay.
We sit on our ***.
And chew on the meat.
Because the turkey skin is all gone.
Her dad's just like R. De Niro like in that movie,
"Meet the Parents", I gotta say.

This stuff's gay.
This stuff's gay, yeah.
Oh yea-a-a-a.
At Thanksgiving you are a slob.
Hey, no way, yo', no way. Ya'. No wa-a-a-ay.
At Thanksgiving you are a slob.

I guess at Thanksgiving is a time to give.
But for Mom it's a time to receive.
Well, I guess when we're eating, Dad slips Mom a five.
Because after this she'll want more to see.

This stuff's gay.
This stuff's gay, yeah.
Oh yea-a-a-a.
At Thanksgiving you are a slob.
Hey, no way, yo', no way. Ya'. No wa-a-a-ay.
At Thanksgiving you are a slob.

Well, this turkey meat's not easy,
To chow right off, oh yeah.
But hey, man free food just don't
Come along every day.
{Wanna know what happened at my friend's house?}

Then we all played Cherades,
Her dad acted like a prick.
I yelled it out anyway.
Then her dad tried to kill me cuz' of that insult.
He said, "Son, you're gonna pay."

TG Day,
TG day,
Yeah, is gay.
At Thanksgiving you are a slob.
Hey, no way, yo', no way. Ya'. No wa-a-a-ay.
At Thanksgiving you are a slob.
TG Day,
TG day,
Yeah, is gay.
At Thanksgiving you are a slob.
Hey, no way, yo', no way. Ya'. No wa-a-a-ay.
At Thanksgiving you are a slob.