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Song Parodies -> "(When I Think About Ants) I Scratch Myself"

Original Song Title:

"I Touch Myself"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Divinyls

Parody Song Title:

"(When I Think About Ants) I Scratch Myself"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

I love plant growth
I want them to show me
When the weeds aren’t down
I think they say hoe me
I search for growth
I backed into rose tree
I water their growth
I want them to be healthy

Darn those slugs make me wanna yell
When I think about ants I scratch myself
Darn those slugs make me wanna yell
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You’re the bug who’s on the pack of honey
You're the bloom who needs sunshine
With birds around I'm always laughing
I wish you were all mine
I close my eyes
And see dark before me
Think I would die
If I sprayed no Off on me
A fool could see
Life relies in/on you
I get down caps of knees
I'd kiss the dirt for you

Darn those slugs make me wanna yell
When I think about ants I scratch myself
Darn those slugs make me wanna yell
Oh no, oh no, oh no

Slimy euw
Darn those slugs make me wanna yell
when I think about ants I scratch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

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stuart mcarthur - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
wish I'd thought of this - parodying one of my hometown artists to boot - I could just hear Chrissie singing this Ann - excellent - 555
Jason - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
This is WAY WAY WAY better than your 'Doggie Doo' parody Ann H. I really like this very much. Shall I send 555 ants your way? Ah, what the hell, 555 lovely votes for you.
Ann Hammond - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks stuart Thanks Jason when I was young I would feel itchy every time my mom would scream about ants. I don't get itchy now and find ants neat.
TJC - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I got antsy five times just reading this!
Yoidy - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Looks like those ants are havin' a ho down!! 555
alvin - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
title of the day...and the tune lived up to the promise
Meriadoc - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I stepped on a bunch of fire ants once....ouch!
AFW - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I like ants, as long as they don't crash my picnic....right in tune with nature, here
Peregrin - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Good one Ann, I was thinking the same as Stu, why didn't i think of something similar ?
Ann Hammond - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks TJC, Yoidy, alvin, Meri, and AFW.
Kristof Robertson - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent work, Ann! I've been challenged to parody this OS, but I'm gonna have a hard time matching this. 555
Ann Hammond - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Pere Thanks Kristof I know you were challenged to do it. IThats what made me think about using this song. Someones got me thinking about paroding Teddybear Picnic.

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