-> "She Chucks The Apples"
Original Song Title:
"She Talks To Angels"
Parody Song Title:
"She Chucks The Apples"
She'll whack a dentist at harvest season
Due to an old saying
It's... Said that this fruit's important
To keep... The physicians swaying
She'll belt those guys with fresh baked pies now
Then she'll take a bite
Yeah, She stocks a pile to smack surgeons
That quack's gonna ache when that produce strikes
Says to "Chuck the apples"
Those doctors think she's insane
Oh yeah, She chucks the apples
Says: "Those doctors will stay away"
She's got a throwing arm like a rocket
Makes applesauce on specialists
Yeah... The fruit is from a orchard tree
And she's cross with the Doc who treats her pet
She says to "Chuck the apples"
Medics all know her aim
Oh yeah... She chucks the apples
She won't fill her mouth, That's too lame
She'll pick out the color
Red, yellow or green
Yeah, To her it's a weapon
But to me, yeah me...
It's fruit to eat!
She'll choose from ripe or black or light brown
Whole Foods' grenades in flight
Interns think she's vile... In their stained coats
Fruit rains when she throws groceries with might
She'll smite, yeah, heah!
She chucks the apples
Gripped from a snout for her game
Oh yeah, heah, Apples!
She's the one clinics blame
Oh, ooh, oh, oh... Apples!
They made her pout when she paid
Oh, oh, oh, She chucks the apples
She hears them shout
Yeah, ee, eah, eah, eah, eah
Raised a stern complaint
When that fruit hit his face
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