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Song Parodies -> "Comrade Mario"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Roboto"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Comrade Mario"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Smith

The Lyrics

This song is about the conspiracy that says that the famous Nintendo mascot Mario is actually Communist. He wears red, takes over a kingdom in his first main game, he looks a bit like Stalin, and many other things you can look up online. Was this a crazy attempt by Nintendo to put subliminal messages and possibly overthrow the government? Anyway, this is taken from Mario's view, and NOT MINE.
Stalin lives again, no, Comrade Mario,
Stalin lives again, no, Comrade Mario,

You're wondering who I am (Secret, secret, I've got a secret.), Nintendo's mascot man (Secret, secret, I've got a secret.),
Created in Japan (Secret, secret, I've got a secret.), I
'm seen in all their ads,

I've got a secret, I've been hiding, about Lenin,
I am not human, my message rolling, to kids and their friends,
Subliminally, moving quickly, soon override,
The U.S. men too, the reds have won, so down with your pride,
To keep me alive-just keep me alive,
Down with your pride, just keep me alive...

I'm not a mascot without emotions, I am a commie,
I've come to take you, give you problems, so Russia shall lead,
I am the hero, I am the savior, Stalin can be cloned,
This is a land, its circumstances, socialism's the goal,
That now is our goal- we all need a goal,
I need a goal, we all need a goal...

I am a commie man (Secret, secret, I've got a secret),
I teach you what is banned (Secret, secret, I've got a secret),
So no one else can see (Secret, secret, I've got a secret),
My true identity...

Stalin lives again, no, Comrade Mario, Stalin...Stalin,
Stalin lives again, no, Comrade Mario, Stalin...Stalin,
Stalin lives again, no, Comrade Mario, Stalin...Stalin...
(Now they are crushed, Comrade Mario,
You're taking the world by your communist rule,
And now they are crushed, Comrade Mario,
Moscow shall be great, by your communist rule,
Thank you-thank you, thank you,
I want to thank you, please, thank you...)

The problem's plain to see: Too much of liberty,
Commies to rule our lives. To revolutionize.

The time has come at last,
To throw away this mask,
Now everyone can see,
That I am a commie,
I'm Mar'yo! Mar'yo! Mar'yo! Mar'yo!

Again: These may have been Mario's views, but THEY ARE NOT MINE. Or as Homer Simpson would say, "U-S-A! U-S-A!"

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