I got, I got, I got
A new program for Microsoft,
It downloads pictures of Laura Croft,
Though I have to be on-line a lot, can't log off.

I ain't, I ain't, I ain't
A buyin' anymore RAM, you see.
I hope I have enough memory,
To download some more MP3s by STG.

Let's go log on to AmIRight,
We'll look at parodies all night,
Are you jealous that you can't write,
I know, you know, you know, you know

I know a man, a man
He'll show ya somethin' that ya won't forget
Won't worry 'bout that Internet,
Won't worry 'bout that Internet,

We'll go and search every website,
And download songs from KaZaA Lite,
This stuff will eat up megabytes,
I know, you know, you know, you know

Let's log on, log on, log on, log on.
Let's log on, log on, log on, log on.

I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad
Because I got a new modem too,
Your's was top-rate for a sec or two,
My bit-rate will blow right through you, right through you.

I know you envy me on-line,
I visit 27 sites,
And download stuff at the same time.
I know, you know, you know, you know

Let's log off, log off, log off, log off.
Let's log off, log off, log off, log off.