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Song Parodies -> "Bad Breakfast"
Original Song Title:
"Big Empty"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Stone Temple Pilots
Parody Song Title:
"Bad Breakfast"
Parody Written by:
Darius Whitehead
The Lyrics
Garlic is terrible because Wario eats it all the time, and even has it for breakfast with me. Hope there were peanuts. As requested by Paul Breadman who wanted me to remake it his way.
[Verse 1: Darius]
Putting peanuts on my toast,
Eating breakfast that was burnt to roast.
Wario comes in, he got some ham,
His garlic breath is bad.
He put garlic on my toast.
[Chorus: Wario]
I will eat it all,
Cause we have bought the treasure for it.
Don't need milk or eggs,
We like to have some roasted garlic.
Put it on your pan,
To see how nasty you may want it.
Eat garlic, you all.
It's good for you,
and good for all.
[Verse 2: Darius]
See him gaming, in my dreams.
Met up with this mischievous thing.
Ought to kick him out, he needs to leave.
He's got to move somewhere.
Please don't let him haunt my dreams.
[Chorus: Wario]
You should eat it all,
Cause I have bought more garlic for it.
You ain't full it all.
Come on and eat more roasted garlic.
Roast it on your pan,
To see how cruddy you may want it.
Eat some garlic, y'all.
It's good for you,
It's good for all.
[Bridge: Wario]
My garlic breath's bad.
Your garlic breath's bad.
Our garlic breath's bad.
[Instrumental break with all the eating]
[Chorus: Wario]
We will eat it all,
Cause we have bought the treasure for it.
Don't need milk or eggs,
We like to have some roasted garlic.
Put it on your pan,
To see how nasty you may want it.
Eat garlic, you all.
It's good for you,
and good for all.
[Outro: Wario]
My garlic breath's bad.
Your garlic breath's bad.
Our garlic breath's bad.
Putting peanuts on my toast,
Eating breakfast that was burnt to roast.
Wario comes in, he got some ham,
His garlic breath is bad.
He put garlic on my toast.
[Chorus: Wario]
I will eat it all,
Cause we have bought the treasure for it.
Don't need milk or eggs,
We like to have some roasted garlic.
Put it on your pan,
To see how nasty you may want it.
Eat garlic, you all.
It's good for you,
and good for all.
[Verse 2: Darius]
See him gaming, in my dreams.
Met up with this mischievous thing.
Ought to kick him out, he needs to leave.
He's got to move somewhere.
Please don't let him haunt my dreams.
[Chorus: Wario]
You should eat it all,
Cause I have bought more garlic for it.
You ain't full it all.
Come on and eat more roasted garlic.
Roast it on your pan,
To see how cruddy you may want it.
Eat some garlic, y'all.
It's good for you,
It's good for all.
[Bridge: Wario]
My garlic breath's bad.
Your garlic breath's bad.
Our garlic breath's bad.
[Instrumental break with all the eating]
[Chorus: Wario]
We will eat it all,
Cause we have bought the treasure for it.
Don't need milk or eggs,
We like to have some roasted garlic.
Put it on your pan,
To see how nasty you may want it.
Eat garlic, you all.
It's good for you,
and good for all.
[Outro: Wario]
My garlic breath's bad.
Your garlic breath's bad.
Our garlic breath's bad.
"Gee, all this garlic I've been eaten made me feel a whole lot better." Wario said.
"Not for me." said I. "Can't believe my garlic breath is bad. Excuse me while I brush my teeth and use mouth wash to get rid of that bad breath."
Man, that was one bad breakfast I had with Wario.
Wario is owned by Nintendo and Super Mario.
Hope you all enjoyed. By the way, if you like garlic and Wario, I respect your opinion on them.
(C) Darius Studios.
"Not for me." said I. "Can't believe my garlic breath is bad. Excuse me while I brush my teeth and use mouth wash to get rid of that bad breath."
Man, that was one bad breakfast I had with Wario.
Wario is owned by Nintendo and Super Mario.
Hope you all enjoyed. By the way, if you like garlic and Wario, I respect your opinion on them.
(C) Darius Studios.
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