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Song Parodies -> "Wario's Breakfast"

Original Song Title:

"Big Empty"

Original Performer:

Stone Temple Pilots

Parody Song Title:

"Wario's Breakfast"

Parody Written by:

Darius and Wario

The Lyrics

Wario and I are starting our day off again, with a bunch of grossed out garlic. Seriously, how can he eat so much of it? I only eat toast with jelly. Enjoy our parody. Or don't.
(Verse 1: Darius)
Spreading jelly on my toast,
In the oven, ham was burned in roast,
Here comes Wario, he got some cash,
His garlic breath is bad.
When he looks upon my toast.

(Chorus: Wario)
I will eat it all,
Cause we bought all the treasure for it.
Don't need milk or eggs,
We only need some roasted garlic.
Put it in your pan,
To see how stinky you should want it,
Time for garlic, y'all.
It's good for you.
It's good for all.

(Verse 2: Darius)
Too much gaming, in my dreams.
Why did I meet up with this mischevious thing?
I should kick him out, he needs to leave.
He's gotta move somewhere.
Do not let him haunt my dreams.

(Chorus: Wario) (x2)
You should eat it all,
Cause we've got some more garlic for it.
You're not full at all,
Come on and eat some roasted garlic.
Put that in your pan,
To see how stinky you should want it,
Time for garlic, y'all.
It's good for you.
It's good for all.

(Outro: Darius)
My garlic breath is bad.
His garlic breath is bad.
Our garlic breath is bad.
Why would Wario come to my house and give me a whole lot of garlic? Anyway, hope you enjoyed or didn't. Made by Darius and Wario.

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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Darius - June 10, 2019 - Report this comment
Thanks for all the 3's I get for my pathetic parody.

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