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Song Parodies -> "Roasted Garlic Stinks"

Original Song Title:

"Conversations Kill"

Original Performer:

Stone Temple Pilots

Parody Song Title:

"Roasted Garlic Stinks"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Thought I'd make this a thing, because garlic is really stinky, and terrible. How could Wario eat all the garlic? Inspired by RoastedGarlic and requested by him.
[Verse 1]
Putting PopTarts in my bread.
Fixing toasters cause this one's been dead.
Play some Wario Land, then shake the cash,
The roasted garlic stinks,
When you put PopTarts in your bread.

[Chorus]
Time to eat it all,
It's breakfast time, the treasure bought it.
Time for milk and bread,
We don't need any roasted garlic.
Time to catch the pan,
The cakes were here, the eggs have started.
Time to drink the milk,
To drink the milk,
Just drink the milk.

[Verse 2]
Too much sinking, in my dreams.
Too much drinking milk, no more ice cream.
Time to get fit now, we need to lift,
Wario, pass the food.
See if you sink in your dreams.

[Chorus]
See if you'll eat it all,
For breakfast time, your treasure bought it.
Get some milk and bread,
You'll need to eat some roasted garlic.
Go ahead and catch the pan.
The cake was here, the eggs were starting.
Just go drink some milk,
Just drink some milk.
Just drink some milk.

[Bridge]
Roasted garlic stinks.
Roasted garlic stinks.
Roasted garlic stinks.


[Chorus]
Time to eat it all,
It's breakfast time, the treasure bought it.
Time for milk and bread,
We don't need any roasted garlic.
Time to catch the pan,
The cakes were here, the eggs have started.
Time to drink the milk,
To drink the milk,
Just drink the milk.


[Outro]
Roasted garlic stinks.
Roasted garlic stinks.
(C) JHILP Records.

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Brian Kelly - October 10, 2018 - Report this comment
The "donor" song is actually titled "Big Empty".
Darius Whitehead - October 10, 2018 - Report this comment
We know. Should've used the original title instead.

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