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Song Parodies -> "Valvoline"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Stone Temple Pilots

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

This song is about all the wonderful uses for Valvoline Motor Oil not only in NASCAR, but in ordinary people's cars. It's somewhat of an ode to a product.
One time something occurred to me
Which motor oil works best, and which one's on sale?
Got 10W-40 and decided to take it home
It isn't the store, it isn't me
Fixing problems I just can't see
When changing oil in my car and RV
I always go with Valvoline
Two times I've used it to change my oil
Once in my car and once in my RV
Think I'd be safer using it in my Harley as well
Valvoline is my go-to oil
Sometimes it just blows my mind
That I use the same oil all the time
I change my oil every 3,000 miles
I should use Valvoline, and I will
It isn't the store, it isn't me
Fixing problems that I can't see
I use it in my car and my RV
I always go with Valvoline

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Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 4

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Rob Arndt - July 01, 2014 - Report this comment
555 for the parody product tribute, but modern NASCAR uses Mobil 1 Synthetic as top choice and you also left out Pennzoil...

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