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Song Parodies -> "Dairy Queen"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Stone Temple Pilots

Parody Song Title:

"Dairy Queen"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

I was bored on a long flight from Vegas to Charlotte when this story popped into my head.
DKTOS? Vasoline- Stone Temple Pilots
Late night a pang occurred in me
Want grease and dine for spell
Chunky bits of food then trip back home.

So what to do
After three
Where’s some food I can eat?
Blurry eyes
Out they leap
Bright lights from the Dairy Queen

Pulled in and there in front of me
Big cow and she mooed “Hail!
Come close and kneel before the throne.

Come meet the Dairy Queen, our czar.
You’ll find she’s quite refined.
Will this be takeout or inside?”

So what to do?
Should I feed?
Should I get side of beef?
I declined
“Chicken, please.
Maybe drink, my Dairy Queen.”

She saw my look
And gauged my eyes
“You want some fries
With your meal?”

Her royal moo,
Softened me
Made my drink lactose free.
Then I smiled
I’ll repeat
My trip to the Dairy Queen.

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Porfle Popnecker - April 20, 2012 - Report this comment
This makes me nostalgic since the last Dairy Queen in my town burned down many years ago. I miss me a Beltbuster or a Country Basket sometimes...
WarrenB - April 20, 2012 - Report this comment
We still have a ton of Dairy Queens in the south. Fun nutrition fact: their large Cappuccino Heath Blizzard has one of the highest caloric values of any fast food desert- 1,210 calories.
Porfle Popnecker - April 21, 2012 - Report this comment
I live in a small town in East Texas, which is why it seems so weird that we don't have a Dairy Queen anymore. Never messed with Blizzards much--I like the burgers and chicken fried steak and stuff like that.
MrMacphisto - April 21, 2012 - Report this comment
lol... good job

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