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Song Parodies -> "Shrek's Quite Peeved"

Original Song Title:

"Sex Type Thing"

Original Performer:

Stone Temple Pilots

Parody Song Title:

"Shrek's Quite Peeved"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Hey Scram!
Swamp’s cramped!
A Sham!

Lil’ Old Lady Go Back To Your Shoe!
I’m gonna toss out that Dish and Spoon!
And that cow that jumped over the moon!
Yer vamoosed!

I Ain’t!
A Saint!

Bo Peep go take a hike with your sheep!
Snow White’s on my table fast asleep
Gonna crush that spider that’s itsy bitsy
Itsy bitsy!

Farquaad dumped all these freaks outside!
These clumsy rats claim that they’re blind!
And now this Ogre’s in a bind!

Mind’s blown!
In Woe!
Please Go!
You’re thrown!

I’m mad!
Been had!
It’s bad!

Three bears and looting my house for porridge
There’s a royal frog looking for a kiss
I eat scrabbled eyes and that makes me wince
Makes me wince!

Don’t know why these freaks have combined
Donkey’s yammers make my teeth grind
I don’t want much, Just alone time!

I groan!
And moan!
Picked bone!
Damn throne!

They’re so dumb!
Tom Thumb!
Is scum!
I’m bummed!

I am stunned!
No fun!
They’re shunned!
Want none!

God damn!
I’m crammed
With ham!

Three little pigs are pesky dudes
Because their wolf blew down my roof!
My house is getting wrecked and there’s the proof
There’s the proof!

I’ll go and kick Farquaad’s behind
Until he has made up his mind
And burns the contact he designed

Has stowed
These folks!

Those Hot cross buns sure smell divine
That makes me sick I’m used to slime
Cooked up that mother goose I’ll dine

My home!
This blows!

Jack Sprat bum!
Pulls plumbs!
With thumb!
Eats crumbs!

Giant beanstalks!
Have mocked!
My swamp!
I’m shocked!

These kids are plump!
Can’t jump!
Witch chomped!
On chumps!

Ogre punched!
A bunch!
Of punks!
Heard “Crunch!”

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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Glen S - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Matt, great work getting almost all of the characters I can remember in there. BUT YOU FORGOT GINGER BREAD. You could've had someone bite his head. It's too bad you forgot instead... Well, I guess he gets to keep those gumdrop buttons. Really excellent.
Porfle Popnecker - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Fun parody even though I didn't see the movie.
Peter Andersson - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
I got some movie snap shot vibes from this one, and Glen's comment got me thinking; is Ginger Bread Man now some years afterwards becoming the Shrek Movie series equivalent of Star Wars' Bobba Fett? A series fans cult hero? I know you're a movie buff, what do you think?
Matthias - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Oh man! How did I forget to add Gingy! "Not the gum drop buttons!" (When this gets a recording that line will be used in there!) I also didn't add Fiona but she wasn't there in this part of the movie... Neither was Ginger Bread man actually (so I guess I am safe!)
Matthias - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Peter: I think Ginger Bread Man is kinda of like the Yoda of the series. The annoying but lovable character that everybody loves because he's so awesome. If Shrek would have a Boba Fett comparison it would probably be The Big Bad Wolf. Awesome when he's on screen but not in all of the movies.

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