Hey Scram!
Swamp’s cramped!
A Sham!

Lil’ Old Lady Go Back To Your Shoe!
I’m gonna toss out that Dish and Spoon!
And that cow that jumped over the moon!
Yer vamoosed!

Complaint!
I Ain’t!
A Saint!

Bo Peep go take a hike with your sheep!
Snow White’s on my table fast asleep
Gonna crush that spider that’s itsy bitsy
Itsy bitsy!

Farquaad dumped all these freaks outside!
These clumsy rats claim that they’re blind!
And now this Ogre’s in a bind!

Mind’s blown!
In Woe!
Please Go!
You’re thrown!

I’m mad!
Been had!
It’s bad!

Three bears and looting my house for porridge
There’s a royal frog looking for a kiss
I eat scrabbled eyes and that makes me wince
Makes me wince!

Don’t know why these freaks have combined
Donkey’s yammers make my teeth grind
I don’t want much, Just alone time!

I groan!
And moan!
Picked bone!
Damn throne!

They’re so dumb!
Tom Thumb!
Is scum!
I’m bummed!

I am stunned!
No fun!
They’re shunned!
Want none!

God damn!
I’m crammed
With ham!

Three little pigs are pesky dudes
Because their wolf blew down my roof!
My house is getting wrecked and there’s the proof
There’s the proof!

I’ll go and kick Farquaad’s behind
Until he has made up his mind
And burns the contact he designed

P.O-ed
Abode
Has stowed
These folks!

Those Hot cross buns sure smell divine
That makes me sick I’m used to slime
Cooked up that mother goose I’ll dine

Disposed!
My home!
Foreclosed!
This blows!

Jack Sprat bum!
Pulls plumbs!
With thumb!
Eats crumbs!

Giant beanstalks!
Have mocked!
My swamp!
I’m shocked!

These kids are plump!
Can’t jump!
Witch chomped!
On chumps!

Ogre punched!
A bunch!
Of punks!
Heard “Crunch!”