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Song Parodies -> "I Downed Some Beers"

Original Song Title:

"A Thousand Years"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sting

Parody Song Title:

"I Downed Some Beers"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

This might fit better under what other people do for fun! Original song on YouTube

I downed some beers, I downed a port
I’ve drowned in wine, I’m bilious ‘cus of the burgundy
And I have quipped to scowling wife’s disproving whines
Non-taciturnish clichéd lines
Boozing outta control

I have said a thousand cheers in countless bars
The hours fly till numbyness mars all grace
I engender mother’s million tears, gazillion threats
Her wilting blames: son lowly, uncouth, debased

I’m spilling suds; refill liqueurs
A-swilling rums; unwilling clear in my head to be
I would seek distilling ryes, now trilling songs,
I’m nil uptight – rapscallion sot in a palace sublime


To get this buzz I sling Vermouth, got tremors slight
En-mingle malt; in alcohol I’m laced
Run wallowing in single’s joint, awake at dawn
To tangled groggy memory of some face

A new pub - do
A still! – hooch too!
A thousand rhymed soliloquies mold themselves
All prolixy in my head

I may be leg-e-less, and yea, talk ignorant
I blurt out silly things, all ‘cus I’m crapulent
Sure I’m the guy who shlings those karaokes grand
Begin Hey Jude off key and then lambaste the band

I‘ve stood in grand saloons; employed a thousand limes
Read porn as Scotch inhaled or schlepped tequilaed hinds
Prepared those swell ginned Cokes then peed a lot (no cease!)
I've slept in flops unbathed, in dives beset with fleas

Oh ale! Love you!
Oh ale! Want you!
Libatious dreams: the daiquiris all pour themselves
Like breweries in my head
On and on the flasks uncork themselves
Ein Prosits are still ahead
Still I love me...

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Rex - June 29, 2018 - Report this comment
I'll drink to this parody! Now to go write a sequel - "I Can't Stand Losing Booze".
Peter Andersson - June 29, 2018 - Report this comment
Well, if the other beer parody was a snapshot at Moe's this is a snapshot at Cheers.
Matthias - June 29, 2018 - Report this comment
I was going to do a song about beer too to join you guys. Mine was gonna be about crafting beer and everything that can go wrong in doing that BUT I chose to make fun of Bronies instead. Still I love beer and I love this parody!
Jeff Reuben - July 01, 2018 - Report this comment
What other people do for fun...meaning me! Fun song, I enjoyed it!
Andy Primus - July 02, 2018 - Report this comment
I see you two also went with the boozing theme. Well done on this one esp leg-e-less. Crapulent reminded me of Mr Burns
Stuart McArthur - July 06, 2018 - Report this comment
All those boozy adventures and you don’t regret a minute of it. Well maybe the guy who started Hey Jude off key could take a hike. Lovely stuff M and P. You went thru your alcohol dictionary to get this one just right! 555

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