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Song Parodies -> "Shake Shit And Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Shape Of My Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sting

Parody Song Title:

"Shake Shit And Fart"

Parody Written by:

jj lucia-wright

The Lyrics

for sting
Shake shit and fart

He looks at me and says constipation
does mr pink refuse to errect
a nasty rash a graze on your chin
trapped wind I suspect
have you got spots head aches or nausea
a sweaty rash upon your nadds
how can I help please tell me your problem
do you need panty pads

I know that brown rice is great when your older
And I know prunes clean out your back door
I know that fish oil is good for your heart
But cheese makes me shake shit then fart


this will lead to complications
no welsh rarebit tell you now
must keep away from edam and brie
and that laughing cow

I know that brown rice is great when your older
And I know prunes clean out your back door
I know that fish oil is good for your heart
But cheese makes me shake shit then fart

But cheese makes me shake shit then fart

you should be ok with cheese cake
you did not hear that from me
quarto fromage pizza is fatal
end up in a and e
cheesey wotsits they do nothing
dairy lea ok to snack
baby bells will put you in a coma
so just eat the wax

I know that brown rice is great when your older
And I know prunes clean out your back door
I know that fish oil is good for your heart
But cheese makes me shake shit then fart


But cheese makes me shake shit then fart

But cheese makes me shake shit then fart



a small homage to my grandad in this parody as he did once eat the wax on a mini baby bell

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