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Song Parodies -> "Sex With Children (Penn State)"
Original Song Title:
"Superstition"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Stevie Wonder
Parody Song Title:
"Sex With Children (Penn State)"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On First
The Lyrics
It's amazing that Jerry Sandusky is STILL insisting he did nothing wrong. Some people just seem to be beyond redemption.
Havin' sex with children
You're a pedophile
Staring at the playground
With a creepy smile
Thirteen-year-old baby
At him you make a pass
It's a bad obsession
You perverts have no class
When you go sleep with folks
Who are under eighteen
It's digusting
Sex with children ain't the way, no no no
Having sex with children
Though you're a grown-up man
You will go to prison
That kind of conduct's banned
A predator who daydreams
About those pre-teen boys
It scars the victims' whole lives
And takes away their joy
When you're molesting folks
Who are under eighteen
It's an outrage
Sex with children ain't the way, no no no
Havin' sex with children
You're every parent's fear
Havin' sex with children
The cops are drawing near
Thirteen years in prison
Registered for life
Don't drop the soap from now on
That's your new advice
When you're fondling folks
Who are under eighteen
It's a horror
Sex with children ain't the way, no no no
You're a pedophile
Staring at the playground
With a creepy smile
Thirteen-year-old baby
At him you make a pass
It's a bad obsession
You perverts have no class
When you go sleep with folks
Who are under eighteen
It's digusting
Sex with children ain't the way, no no no
Having sex with children
Though you're a grown-up man
You will go to prison
That kind of conduct's banned
A predator who daydreams
About those pre-teen boys
It scars the victims' whole lives
And takes away their joy
When you're molesting folks
Who are under eighteen
It's an outrage
Sex with children ain't the way, no no no
Havin' sex with children
You're every parent's fear
Havin' sex with children
The cops are drawing near
Thirteen years in prison
Registered for life
Don't drop the soap from now on
That's your new advice
When you're fondling folks
Who are under eighteen
It's a horror
Sex with children ain't the way, no no no
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