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Song Parodies -> "34"

Original Song Title:

"Drown"

Original Performer:

Son Volt

Parody Song Title:

"34"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

This parody is about Rule 34. I wrote it in the view of someone who is new to it, thus being surprised, while also developing an epithany about it.
Looked on Google...
When the safe search was off
What is this I'm seeing?
A dirty thing to scoff!

Forget it now, won't talk again
Of the things that I've seen...
Like the cruel cruel artist
Drawing Cell and Sailor Moon

Thirty-four is sleazy
That is why they're drawing it
p**n.... of your favorite cartoon shows
They're drawing it
p**n.... even some of Fluttershy
They're drawing it
Rule.... thirty-four, it will go on....

Finn and Jake is falling
To the art depraved
Too late not to see it
Brain Bleach I need in every way!

If you doubt, look on, you can't unsee it now...
Remember now, I can't forget
Of the things that I've seen
And how could they draw... Fred with Scooby Doo?

Thirty-four is sleazy
That is why they're making it
P**n.... of your favorite gaming stars
They're making it
P**n.... just saw some of Mario
They're making it
Rule.... thirty-four, it won't die off....

If you doubt, look on, you can't unsee it now...
Remember now, I can't forget
Of the things that I've seen
And how could they draw... Carl with Derpy Hooves?

Thirty-four is sleazy
That is why they're drawing it
P**n.... of your favorite comic books
They're drawing it
P**n.... even some of Emma Frost
They're drawing it
Rule.... thirty-four, it will go on....
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Stephen Harrington - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Why, hello Mr. 3s!

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