Song Parodies -> "Halo 3"

Original Song Title:

"Cherub Rock"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Smashing Pumpkins

Parody Song Title:

"Halo 3"

Parody Written by:

Ad Nauseum

The Lyrics

I don't like Halo. I don't have much of a choice but to play it when I go over my cousins house... I wrote this in my head whilst playing the game (and listenting to pretty geeky guys talk on X-Box Live...)

Frag them...
Snipe him...
Doesn't matter which team you play on
'Cause I know
How to Tea-Bag, how to float
Don't get old
Who wants
Pistols?
As long as I got my sniper?
Who want them pistols?

Players...
Unite
Get in line for a big fight you little noobs*
Beware
COD** thinks they are the new best
But deep down
We're the greatest game of all
No one cares...
Who wants
Real lives?
As long as we got some X-Box
Who wants a real life?

Duke it out
Duke it out
Duke it out

Tell me all of the cheat codes
Can't help but use them all, I suck
Tell me all of your hacks, please
I know, I know, I know
That these are a little old

Who wants
Girlfriends?
As long as we got some Halo?
Who wants the girlfriends?

Second round!
Second round!
Second round!

* I know the original song, and it always sounded to me like this line had less syllables. Well, lyric sites said otherwise and I noticed Corgan says some stuff real soft there. Just something to keep in my when voting for pacing. ** COD = Call of Duty. Just in case you don't follow video games very much.

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