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Song Parodies -> "Now there's Covid, the Flu"

Original Song Title:

"Nothing Compares 2 U"

Original Performer:

Sinead O'Connor

Parody Song Title:

"Now there's Covid, the Flu"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This is the most boring song I have ever written, but that's what you get for binge watching the collapse of civilization from inside your window.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
It's been shitty weeks and crappy days
Since you locked yourself away
You can not sleep at night or work at day
Since you're quarantined away

Stuck there at home you can't go wherever you want
You can't even pick at your nose
All you had for dinner was a tiny croissant
And nothing
You know nothing is upbeat in the news

'Cos now there's Covid
Now there's Covid, the Flu

You've done million laps in swivel chair
Stared at curtains way too long
Now you're so bored that if Witnesses came calling
Bringing TP - You would join for some

You can't use your toys without all new batteries
And you've grown bored with the kazoo
You can't get no liquor and there'll be no whoopee
Your side of the South Sea
An' rye bread, your old sweaters, nerf guns, dumb swagger and bat stew's
No longer cool

'Cos now there's Covid
Now there's Covid, the Flu

All the kisses that you've planted weekly in your boss's ass
His bankruptcy wasted away
But if you're an influencer teeny faking working class
God knows we've zero fucks if you die

Now there's Covid
Now there's Covid, the Flu
Now there's Covid
Now there's Covid, the Flu
Now there's Covid
Now there's Covid, the Flu

© Peter Andersson.

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