Song Parodies -> "What Made You Buy That"

Original Song Title:

"What Made You Say That"

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Original Performer:

"What Made You Buy That"

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The Lyrics

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Baby, tonight I went and found me such a deal
Baby, I financed it with a loan
Baby, yeah baby, be glad that you're my lady
Wait until you see what I own

I think that now's the perfect moment
Think you're gonna be amazed
To see what I have bought although it cost a lot
Then I bring it out, I hear your voice shout right away

What made you buy that
Was it the red wine, was it the white wine in your veins
What made you buy that
What caused your brain to seize up and fart
It's too late now, you're not gonna take it back
I wish I knew what made you buy that

I couldn't believe her reaction
All this while I thought she would give me praise
Tell me why is it so wrong
When a great deal comes along
But she just shook her head and then exclaimed

What made you buy that
Was it the Bud Light, was it the Coors Light in your veins
What made you buy that
Use all the credit on our card
It's too late now, you don't wanna take it back
I wish I knew what made you buy that

What made you buy that
Was it the moonshine, was it the cheap wine in your veins
What made you buy that
You had to know that wasn't smart
It's too late now, they won't let you take it back
I think the devil made you buy that

Was it the Busch Light, was it the Becks Light in your veins
What made you buy that
I'd rather have a nostril wart

What made you buy that
Oooooh, just had to buy that
What made you buy that

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Matthias - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment

Not bad... I wish you told us what your purchase was because I think it would have been funnier especially if it was something large and outrageous like a solid gold Humvee to steal a line from Weird Al lol

Rex - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks Matt. I deliberately didn't say what the item was so that the parody applies to the situation, not to a product.

Matthias - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment

I understand that but I still think it would have better if you knew what caused her reaction...

Below Average Dave - December 07, 2010 - Report this comment

Interesting parody of a not so interesting TOS--I like some Shania, and then there's others that I'm like, yeck, this is one of those;)

bobpiecheese - December 15, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I too would've liked to know what caused such a reaction, but I understand why it was done this way and it still stands up as it is. 555 for you!

Agrimorfee - December 16, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) One does wonder what the item could have been, but I think the song's length & structure could not have made it possible to reveal it. Points to you on that.

Jeff Reuben - December 17, 2010 - Report this comment

I like the mystery of not knowing the purchase, lets our imagination run with it. Nice job.

Rex - December 17, 2010 - Report this comment

Now that everyone's voted, I'll reveal that while I didn't have a particular item in mind as the topic of this parody, I did have an inspiration: http://www.zdnet.com/blog/btl/man-buys-unopened-apple-iic-on-ebay-and-opens-the-box/8077

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