I'm going out tonight-am not quite alright
Gonna let it all hang out
The girls and the boys-but mostly the girls
They get my undies in a twirl
I'm acting inane-a lil' bit insane
They got me stuck
I'm actin' all amok
Cuz I only wanna...dance

The best thing I find in a woman
Is if she has giant enormous...feet!

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-look at them ladies
Short,fat-tall,flat
Oh, oh, oh, I'm not a man-not a gentleman
Oh, oh, oh, a real traction-won't get action
Messed up hair-crazy eyes stare
Oh, oh, oh, I'm gonna get free-feel what I wanna feel
Damn!I felt up a woman!

Rock solo!

Am I creeping you out-freaking you out
Canadian chicks wonderin' what's this aboot
I don't know how to dance-I don't wear underpants
Big woof,neither do they

The worst thing about these women
They don't like if you get too close to them

Oh, oh, oh, I'm totally crazy-a little lazy
They don't stay-they run away
Oh, oh, oh, this totally so sucks-but I got 20 bucks
Oh, oh, oh, won't explain that cite-or be sent to the other site
With the freaks-week after week
Oh, oh, oh, yet still I feel what I like to feel
Damn!I felt up a woman

Woo-hoo!

The best thing I find on a woman
Is if she's a lesbian

Oh, oh, oh, I'm outta pace-y - a little ditzy
Bad rhyme-yeah right
Oh, oh, oh, I'm outta this disco-save me San Francisco(?!)
Oh, oh, oh, the night is up-gotta get up
I just rhymed "up" with "up"
Oh, oh, oh, but at least I can feel what I feel
Damn!I felt up a woman!

Woosh!