I'm going out tonight, i don't feel too bright
gonna let my tongue hang out
wanna make some noise, use my silly voice
don't know what i'm talking 'bout
No quick decisions, "too dim" conditions
I can sometimes count to five
ain't gonna act, polical like that
i only work here til half-five

The best thing about being president
is the assumption that I'm really not that dumb
and......

Oh oh oh, Go totally crazy, eat pretzels, be lazy
that hurts, won't chew
Oh oh oh, say that I'm fine yeah, like my dad that time
Oh oh oh, a man of no action, can't see the attraction
talking to Blair, but theres nothing there
Oh oh oh, i wanna be free yeah, be as dumb as i need
Man! I feel like I'm Dubya

My dad needs a break, from money that he takes
as Enron came falling down
he takes cash or cheque, from reputable men
to pretend that i'm not a clown

The best thing about being president
is the assumption that I'm really not that dumb
and......

Oh oh oh, Go totally crazy, eat pretzels, be lazy
that hurts, won't chew
Oh oh oh, say that I'm fine yeah, like my dad that time
Oh oh oh, a man of no action, can't see the attraction
talking to Blair, but theres nothing there
Oh oh oh, i wanna be free yeah, be as dumb as i need
Man! I feel like I'm Dubya