Hello girlsh..

Hic!

Went dancin' last night - got a little tight
Ended up **** knows where
Sittin' up in bed
Bangin' in my head
Furry sheets? Nope.. it's hair

Huh?

Inebriation leads to odd relations
Really kind of lower the bar
I ain't gonna be politically correct:
I'm only tellin' things [as] they are
The worst thing about being awoken
Is the feeling I've been
Sleeping with a rug

Chorus:
Oh, oh, oh totally hairy
A little bit scary
I felt
.. that pelt?
Oh, oh, no!
Really was snug, though
A bug in a rug
Oh, oh, woah
My memory's blurry
She really that furry?
I'm feeling hair
Everywhere
Oh, oh, ew!
It's kinda surreal
Is it real what I can feel?
Dang! You feel like a wookie

I know I should drink less
It's left me in a mess
Something make me wanna cou-ou-ough
It's hair in my throat
From your fur coat
It's a coat that don't come o-o-off

The worst thing about sleeping with Chewie
Is all the hairy bits
A-covering the tongue.. and

Oh, oh, no - looks like a yak, a
Bit like Chewbacca
More hair
Than Cher
Oh, oh, no!
I thought she was cute, but
She's really hirsute
Oh, oh, woah
When giving a back-scratch
She's kind of a sasquatch
Tummy and toes
Nobody knows
Oh, oh, ew!
It has an appeal
Knowing she'll feel what I feel
Dang! You feel like a wookie


The loud noise when I was awoken:
Is for a hair dryer
You use a wind tun-
Tun-
-nel

Oh, oh, oh compete-ally hairy
The hairiest fairy
The fur
On her
Oh, oh, no!
Was totally covered
Below and above-red
Oh, oh, woah
My mouth is all fuzzy
Must be because she
Is moulting hair
Everywhere
Oh, oh, ew!
I see it congeal
And to steal away.. ideal
Dang! You feel like a wookie

When hairy met silly...
You should feel it
Come, come, come on furry

Dang!


You feel like a wookie