-> "Any Chick Of Mine"
Original Song Title:
"Any Man Of Mine"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Any Chick Of Mine"
Parody Written by:
Shania Twain Parodies
The Lyrics
Whoo!
This is what a man wants...
Well, any chick of mine better think the world of me
Even if I'm sick, she'd still better kiss me
And I can do wrong anytime I choose
But she'd better obey my rules
And any chick of mine will say it's okay
If I sit on the porch and drink beer all day
And if I belch at the table when lunch is through
She'll smile and think wasn't that cute
And if we go somewhere
She'll drive me there
And if I happen to swear...
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, that's okay...
Cause any chick of mine
Better be on time
She'd better date me, lay me, obey me all the time
I need a chick who knows
What a man wants most
She's gotta be the all knowin'
Mind blowin'
Never hissin'
Butt kissin'
Kind...
Any chick of mine
Whoo!
Well any chick of mine will always put me ahead
And on any given day she'll give me breakfast in bed
And when she cooks me dinner and it's burnt like hell
Sorry there girl, that's unacceptable
Yeah!
And if my wallet's misplaced
She'll pay for the date
And if I stay out late
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, that's okay...
Cause any chick of mine
Better be on time
She'd better date me, lay me, obey me all the time
I need a chick who knows
What a man wants most
She's gotta be the all knowin'
Mind blowin'
Never hissin'
Butt kissin'
Kind...
Any chick of mine!
Whoo!
Let me here ya say yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, that's okay...
Any chick of mine
Better be on time
She'd better date me, lay me, obey me all the time
I need a chick who knows
What a man wants most
She's gotta be the all knowin'
Mind blowin'
Never hissin'
Butt kissin'
Kind...
Any chick of mine
Whoo!
She's gotta listen to me
And only me, yeah
Cook, clean,
Until I'm pleased
Give a massage
From head to toe
And treat me like gold
Until I say so
And keep on doin' it
Till she just can't take
Can't take anymore
You're the chick I wanna flaunt
This-is-what-a-man-wants
Whoo!
You wanna be a chick of mine
That's right
Whoo!
This is what a man wants
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