(Yum yum yum, yummy, ooh aah. Ooh yay, yay, yay, yeah)
(Oh, oh oh oh oh ooh-ah-ah, Joanie's spumoni, Joanie's spumoni)

Joanie's spumoni! (Yum yum yum, yummy, ooh aah)
So amazed, I feel delight. (Ooh yay, yay, yay, yeah)
Joanie's spumoni! (Yum yum yum, yummy ooh aah)
Oh, I'm feeling all right. (Yum yum yum, yummy, ooh aah)

There goes my gravy, (Lump lump lump lump)
There go my tarts. (Thump thump thump thump)
They're hogged by Edward. (Chump chump chump chump)
He's such a fart. (Grump grump grump grump)
But Joanie's spumoni so satisfies. I tried...
Joanie's spumoni!

(Yum yum yum, yummy, oh aah. Ooh yay, yay, yay, yeah)
(Oh, oh oh oh oh ooh-ah-ah, Joanie's spumoni, Joanie's spumoni)

Joanie's spumoni (Yum yum yum, yummy, ooh aah)
So imparts great habitude! (Ooh yay, yay, yay, yeah)
Joanie's spumoni, (Yum yum yum, yummy, ooh aah)
Though my thighs swell from this food! (Yum yum yum, yummy, ooh aah)

Maybe tomorrow (Plump plump plump plump)
I'll need new pants. (Rump rump rump rump)
But I'll risk sorrow, (Slump slump slump slump)
For that's the chance (Jump jump jump jump)
You've got to take with spumoni so great,
Joanie's spumoni! (Yum yum yum, yummy, ooh aah)