I sit and wait,
For beer to come,
I cant wait to get pissed,
It wont take long,
Il down it all quick,
Il be pissed in a minute,
This is what ive been told,
That the quicker,
You drink licker tonight,
Youl get more pissed and out your head,
When you drink the more percent,
And my heads starting to spin,

Then im sick inside a bin,

And all night, long,
Theres people sat beside me,
Drinking and being untidy,
Then i look up again,
And im sick over them,
Wherever they may take me,
Im sure to be sick if you wake me,
When i drink my beer,
I turn into an alki,
Toilets the best place for me,

When im all dizzy,
And my legs cant take,
Me off the setea,
I look around,
I hear voices and the drum n base sound,

And as the night goes on,
seem to drink more and more,
even though i dont want it,

Then im sick inside a bin,

And all night, long,
Theres people sat beside me,
Drinking and being untidy,
Then i look up again,
And im sick all over them,
Wherever they may take me,
Im sure to be sick if you wake me,
When i drink my beer,
I turn into an alki,
The toilets the best place for me,

I cant see, strait,
My eyes have gone all funny,
There cross eyed and ive lost my money,
It was about 20 quid,
Tm just so wasted,
I cant find no more vodka,
The beer makes her look better
I drink at partys,
Ive turned into an alki,

IVE BEEN SICK ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR,