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Song Parodies -> "Bagels"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Robbie Williams

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I sit in bed
With some bagels piled up by my head
There's one with cheese
And egg foo yung Chinese
Or sesame seeds
And I´ve been told
That some people like their bagels cold
But I like toasty ones instead
I'm stuffing in my head
It's terribly well-bread
I’m loving bagels in bed

And I want mo-o-o-o-re
Gimme one with smoked salmon
Philadelphia and ham on
Soon they'll all be gone
Eating three or four
Whatever I may make me
Of whate'er I partake, me
But you know, most of all... they're very tasty
I’m loving bagels in bed

But now I've got to know
Will my penis fit inside that hole
I look around
But I know I'm alone in this house
And as I feel it grow
And flesh, it turns to stone
They squeeze over my head
I’m *loving* bagels in bed

But now I'm so-o-o-re
And on closer inspection
It's chafing my erection
Fitting on three or four
I hope that it won't fall
Off from the frustration
To circumvent castration
A bit of mayonnaise... for lubrication
I’m "loving" bagels in bed

{Solo - some mean finger-lickin'}

And I want mo-o-o-o-re
I look for some confection
To put on my erection
To dangle upon my dong
And right down to my balls
I'll take a custard donut
I hope that I won't go nuts
Hope When it hits the wall.. I'll still have gonads
I’m loving bagels in bed

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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Old Man Ribber - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Ahem...Bagels - they're not just for breakfast anymore! (Fine job here!) ;D
Matthias - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Whatever happened to that Flight of the Conchords song I challenged you to do? (By the way this parody was good)
Phil Alexander - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
OMR - of course they're not.. were they ever? ;-)

Matthias - sorry, have been a little busy recently.. and have my heat in this little event on Saturday:
..don't worry, will get around to it in the not too distant future
NorCalVotress - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
LordPhil, I prefer RyToast smothered in peanut butter, in my Bed, Sir ! ! . . . . oh, and don't forget the Peet's, Sir !
John Barry - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
With this ring, I thee bed.
UnKnownVotrix - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
UnKnownVo - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
. . . Bas Auf ! ! Captain BedBug ! !
TJC - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Heh! "And One Ring to Tool Them All"

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