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Song Parodies -> "I'll Book An Ambulance Instead"

Original Song Title:

"Angels (I'm loving Angels instead)"

Original Performer:

Robbie Williams

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Book An Ambulance Instead"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

This guy as a psychotic girlfriend and here's way
I S**T the bed
What do I do with the smelly sheet?
And do you know
The faeces they will go
When I stand up tall
Now I am f****d
It’s my girlfriend lying next to me
So now I’m lying in my S**T
It’s on her quite a bit
When she wakes up I’m dead
I’ll book an ambulance instead

She just woke up and she does not look happy
I’ve never seen her so angry
Running straight for the door
And down the stairs I fall
My girlfriend she just kicked me
She’s not my wife she will kill me
That was quite a fall she wont forgive me
I’ll book an ambulance instead

Now I’m feeling weak
And my girlfriend has just grabbed my cheek
She’s got a glove
And I know I am to be kicked to f**k
And as her anger grows
She breaks legs on my bones
And our love is dead
I’ll book an ambulance instead

She kicked my balls she got a good connection
My eyes are like a cross section
Doing it all day long
Professional baseball
She used to play the big league
She’s got a bat to break me
Need some help to come she’s going crazy?
I’ll book an ambulance instead

Gone through the wall it’s her way of correction
I believe in resurrection
Wishing now I was wrong
She’s throwing a curve ball
My teeth is where it hit me
She said you don’t S**T on me
Cops I will not call I need the Army
I’ll book an ambulance instead

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Christie Marie M - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Good one, Gari! This psychotic girl trying to beat up this fellow in your song needs to serve life in prison! She's so dangerous. Maybe she could be an escaped convict! LOL!! It's all good! 5's!
Gari J - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL :D I guess it goes down to how you would react in a situation like that, the idea for the situation came from a scene in Trainspotting a character named Spud, he wakes up in his girlfriends bed after a night out but he wakes up while she's downstairs having brekkie and he's shat the bed very embarrasing. Thanks for the comment
Gari J - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
!!!!!!!ATTENTION AMIRIGHTERS:!!!!!!!!! TO GET YOU CURIOUS DO YOU THINK THE GIRL IN THIS PARODY IS A SAINT OR DEMONIC !!!!!!!. come read and decide for yourself !!!!!!
Michael Douglas - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Been there, done that, got the movie ("Fatal Attraction")... feel for ya, guy.... (uh, was that "as a psycho...", or "HAS a psycho...", and "here's way", or "here's why"? just curious).

It was bad enough that she boiled my pet rabbit, but when she tried to stew my Turtle, I heard someone in the audience shout, "Kill the b*tch!" (true, someone did shout that when I saw it. If you haven't, rent it --scary. It isn't just guys who can be psychos, as you so well and graphically pointed out -- TT.) 555
Gari J - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey Michael Douglas (TT) likes my parody I've hit a new high here IYF Amirighters LOL. Thanks for the comments Tommy
adagio - June 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Gari, or TT or....

How could this woman be a saint? He suffered enough embarrasment with his 'accident' in bed. She's definitely demonic...unfortunately I know first hand (no, I didn't have an accident in bed, I just fell down a hill and broke some bones.) This time it was a man though.

Weird 5's
Your Schoolteacher - June 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Gari, it's nice to thank someone for their comments, but it's not nice to gloat. :) :) :)

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