I S**T the bed
What do I do with the smelly sheet?
And do you know
The faeces they will go
When I stand up tall
Now I am f****d
It’s my girlfriend lying next to me
So now I’m lying in my S**T
It’s on her quite a bit
When she wakes up I’m dead
I’ll book an ambulance instead

She just woke up and she does not look happy
I’ve never seen her so angry
Running straight for the door
And down the stairs I fall
My girlfriend she just kicked me
She’s not my wife she will kill me
That was quite a fall she wont forgive me
I’ll book an ambulance instead

Now I’m feeling weak
And my girlfriend has just grabbed my cheek
She’s got a glove
And I know I am to be kicked to f**k
And as her anger grows
She breaks legs on my bones
And our love is dead
I’ll book an ambulance instead

She kicked my balls she got a good connection
My eyes are like a cross section
Doing it all day long
Professional baseball
She used to play the big league
She’s got a bat to break me
Need some help to come she’s going crazy?
I’ll book an ambulance instead

Gone through the wall it’s her way of correction
I believe in resurrection
Wishing now I was wrong
She’s throwing a curve ball
My teeth is where it hit me
She said you don’t S**T on me
Cops I will not call I need the Army
I’ll book an ambulance instead