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Song Parodies -> "I Believe I Eat Pie"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe I Can Fly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"I Believe I Eat Pie"

Parody Written by:

BenSwitzer

The Lyrics

I used to think that I could not eat on
And pie was just enough for some
But now I know the meaning of whipped cream
A meaning I could only dream of

If I can see it, then I eat it
If I spread whipped cream, there's nothing to it


I believe I eat pie
I believe I just dont know why
I eat it about every night and day
Spread whipped cream and eat away
I believe I want more
I see me eating it through that refrigerator
I believe I eat pie
I believe I eat pie
I believe I eat pie

See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes pie is better than it sounds
There are miracles in pie I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of whipped cream, oh

If I can see it, then I eat it
If I spread whipped cream, there's nothing to it

I believe I eat pie
I believe I just dont know why
I eat it about every night and day
Oh cherry, lemon, and marmalade
I believe I want more
I see me eating it through that refrigerator
I believe I eat pie
I believe I eat pie
I believe I eat pie

Hey, cuz I believe in whipped cream, oh

If I can see it, then I eat it
If I spread whipped cream, there's nothing to it


I believe I eat pie
I believe I just dont know why
I eat it about every night and day
Spread whipped cream and eat away
I believe I want more
I see me eating it through that refrigerator
I believe I eat pie
I believe I eat pie
I believe I eat pie

Hey, if I just spread whipped cream
I eat pie
I eat pie
I eat pie, hey
If I just spread whipped cream
I eat pie
pie-eye-eye

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Phil N - April 14, 2010 - Report this comment
inventive and creative
JMasta - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Really good but easy to guess what the lyrics were!

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