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Song Parodies -> "Remix to the Kitchen"

Original Song Title:

"Remix to Ignition"

Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Remix to the Kitchen"

Parody Written by:

Danielle and Murphy

The Lyrics

[INTRO]

now um, id usually wanna eat this but uhh...put ya bib on and give em a lil' preview of the cake mix....

[VERSE 1]

cookin my food on the stove
puttin some butta on my rolls
i make sure they dont burn
by givin them a lil turn
now im findin stuff to grill
hopin the butta dont melt
you must be chef boy ar di
the way u cookin for me

[HOOK]
so gimme a supa size
and double up those fries
rubbin my hands on my bro
chewin on chicken bones
while they fry on the stove

[CHORUS]

when we go to the kitchen
that be when we start wishin
that we dont get diabetes because then we be missin
out on cookies and cake
and all the shit that we bake
its the frosted donuts that are gonna keep us awake.

chew(x10)

[VERSE 2]

its like swallow and boom
how we gettin out the room
room service at the door
knew you wanted more
girl im havin what your havin
throw some sauce on that salmon
im runnin outta rhymes
so pick me up a large fry

[HOOK]

[ CHORUS ]

[ BRIDGE ]
jelly rolls poppin out the tube top i gave her
she got food in her hair
as if nobody would weigh her
i got peanut butta to my left
chocolate on my right
bring em both together we got reese's all night
and after the salads the manicotti
and after the manicotti is the bowl of jelly
shes round__ about 204 nice and flobby
take em to mcdonalds and feed somebody

[ CHORUS x2 ]

girl this food is cheep
dont roll the window up
not done orderin
from the drive-thruuhh
chewin up and down
all the food i found
plus the cake mix
its all comin outttttt

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Age - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
LOLZ! I hate the real version, so this is extra funny!
Lauren - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
This is insanely funny! I actually hate the original and love food humor. The pacing is great too. 555
Jake - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
By far the funniest parody I've ever read in my life. Wow put this on a CD
Danielle and Murphy - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment
WC KEVINN HEREEE. thank you alllll for your kind words. we may put a video of us singing this on youtube soon.. channel = absolutelycrazyxo thank you aalll

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