You used to think that when you turned it on
Your computer would go... but now it's gone
Let me tell you the meaning of "kaputt"
It's broken, crashed and burned, it's dead: it's nuked

You let me see it, and I ain't jokin'
When I say: believe it, it's flippin' broken

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I can see that it's died
That CD you took out was fried
Why'd you think it could be used that way?
Holding coffee like a cup t-ray
The prognosis is poor:
It isn't running, and it won't no more
I can see that it's died
Can't you see that it's died?
I believe that it's died

It's been on the verge of breaking down
For weeks that fan hasn't turned around
Now, it's no more, the thing has ceased to be
It has expired - it's an ex-PC

So don't blame me: I didn't bend it
Better just leave it, no way to mend it

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I can see that it's junk
Bleedin' obvious, it's defunct
Its bits are bitten, and its bytes nibbled
I do hardware, not miracles
So believe me, I'm sure
Pick it up - throw it out that door
I can see that it's died
Can't you see that it's died?
I believe that it's died

Say, you don't believe in me, eh?

If I can't fix it, then better face it
You should just throw it out, and then replace it

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Look! The damn thing has died
Motherboard is well and truly fried
One port is potty, mouse has crawled away
The 'G' is missing from the VGA
Been a dump in the core
And your hard disk ain't hard no more
I can see that it's died
Can't you see that it's died?
I believe that it's died


"Hey, if I just press the switch"
It has died
It has died
It has died, mate
"If I just press the switch"
It has died
Bye-bye-yi