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Song Parodies -> "I Believe I'm a Guy"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe I Can Fly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"I Believe I'm a Guy"

Parody Written by:

Stevie I

The Lyrics

Be who you are!
I used to think that I could not do wash
Put me in a kitchen I was lost
But now I have a meaning to my life
To cook and do the laundry, that's my wife

Chorus
I can see it, but just can't do it
Tried to dress myself, but blew it
I believe I'm a guy
I believe there's no queer eye
I think about sports every night and day
You would not mistake me to be gay
I believe that I snore
That's what my wife said when she slammed the door
I believe I'm a guy
I believe I'm a guy
I believe I'm a guy

See I was on the verge of breaking down
My poker buddies thought I was a clown
But then I realized being male's not bad
I ripped a juicy fart, and now I'm glad

Chorus

(Repeat until the angelic gospel background singers make you weep until you realize that you are indeed... a guy.)
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Overall Rating: 4.6
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Yet Another Dutchman - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
You missed a verse and buttload of puns. Agree with the "Be who you are" thang in its broadest of broadest senses and add this: "let others be themselves." Keep at it, though, pacing was fine for the verses and chorus.
Stevie I - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thx for the comment, but I'd check the verse reference. Two is all I found.
Yet Another Dutchman - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay, okay, so it's not an entire verse after the second chorus, but there's an "oh-oh-oh"-bit plus two more lines or so (if I can see it...) and then, indeed, begins the chorus repeat plus ad libs. Thanks for correcting.

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