Song Parodies -> "R. Kelly's Rationalization (I Believe She's 18)"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe I Can Fly"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"R. Kelly's Rationalization (I Believe She's 18)"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio and Keith Kamer

The Lyrics

As sung by R. Kelly

The people think that what I did was wrong
That people like myself should not go on
But I still don't regret the things I did
And now I will express myself through song

If I can see her, why can't I do her
If I just believe it, nothing's wrong with it

I believe she's 18
From her braces to her osh kosh jeans
I think about them every night and day
Spread her legs and penetrate
I believe it's ok
I like to do them every single way
I believe she's 18
I believe she's 18
I believe she's 18

See I was on the verge of giving up
Sometimes finding girls can be so tough
There are times in life that really aren't kind
So to get over them I bump and grind, oh

If I can see her, then I can screw her
If I just believe it, nothing's wrong with it

I believe she's 18
From her braces to her osh kosh jeans
I think about them every night and day
Spread her legs and penetrate
I believe it's ok
I like to do them every single way
I believe she's 18
I believe she's 18
I believe she's 18

Hey, cause she said she's of age, oh

If I can see her, why can't I do her
If I just believe it, nothing's wrong with it

I believe she's 18
From her braces to her osh kosh jeans
I think about them every night and day
Spread her legs and penetrate
I believe it's ok
I like to do them every single way
I believe she's 18
I believe she's 18
I believe she's 18

Hey, if I believe it's right
She's 18
She's 18
She's 18, hey
If I believe it's right
She's 18
Yeah-yeah-yeah

Billy Florio - http://www.geocities.com/BFlorio12 Keith Kamer - http://members.aol.com/Keithf400

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Nick J(Ghosteller) - January 02, 2003 - Report this comment

That was hilarious!

Thunderbolt - January 07, 2003 - Report this comment

I'm surprised they let that through. But it's great!

Billy Florio - January 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Thunderbolt, Im surprised Chuck let half of mine get through....you think this is raunchy, look at "wh*re on the corner" from before the What freaks days.....

ChuckyG - January 08, 2003 - Report this comment

yeah, there is one line here that I didn't see when approving them, that probably should have been toned down for the site, "Spread her legs and penetrate". Generally anything describing a sex act is taboo for the site. But since it's been up here so long anyways, I'll just let it go.

Billy Florio - January 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Chuck, I wish I could take full credit for that contriversal line, but Keith had the begining of it, and I had the "and penatrate" part. That was really the only off color thing in it...Now if we look at some of my other parodies...hmmmm

AmishJD - January 08, 2003 - Report this comment

One of the best parodies I've seen in awhile

Davew27 - January 09, 2003 - Report this comment

I've Read It. It's Rubbish.

ali and tash - March 28, 2003 - Report this comment

that was jokes! we think that was the best we have read so far! tash nearly pissed herself!

Ed - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Finally a parody not about food or Osama Bin Laden, and funny

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