Song Parodies -> "Im to gay"

Original Song Title:

"Im To Sexi"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Right Said Fred

Parody Song Title:

"Im to gay"

Parody Written by:

Steve Prior

The Lyrics

Before u get any ideas i just listined and i laughed and made this hope u like it. No i am not gay lol that would be sad if it was about my real life lol

I'm too Gay for my Girl too Gay for my Girl
Straightness is going to leave me

I'm too gay for my shirt too gay for my shirt
So gay it hurt
And I'm too Gay for My land too gay for My Land
San Francisco and Boston

And I'm too gay for your party
Too gay for your party
No way I'm dirty dancing

I'm a gay model you know what I mean
And I do my queer turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my queer turn on the catwalk

I'm too gay for my car too gay for my car
Too gay by far
And I'm too gay for my hat
Too gay for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a gay model you know what I mean
And I do my little queer turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my you know what on the catwalk

I'm too gay for my too gay for my too gay for my

'Cos I'm a gay model you know what I mean
And I do my little queer turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my you know what on the catwalk

I'm too gay for my cat too gay for my cat
To gay for pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too gay for my love too gay for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too gay for this song

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Dumb Ass Kid - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment

...right...

Kristof Robertson - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment

It's nice that you used a pseudonym, Steve (you don't know what a pseudonym is, do you?) instead of your real name: Homophobic Jerk. This has no redeeming qualities whatsoever (I'm sorry for using words like "redeeming" and "whatsoever" which you probably can't read)...now go away and stay there.

Right Said Ferd - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment

This is so gay it makes RuPaul and Rosie O'Donell look like Pat Robertson. 412

Diddims - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Well, I'm gay, how do think this makes me feel? Insulted? Yes. Steve's homophobic? Maybe not, but prejudiced is right.

Blethar - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Isn't this just the original with all the "sexy" related words turned into "gay" related ones? This is insulting, has the pacing of a five year old's standard, and just plain isn't funny.

Steve PRiopr - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment

HA HA HA its my first song LMAO! um sorry if its insulting :P

Steve - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment

bye the way yes i am a "homophobic" :p soz im a real conservative.rebulican... i try harder next song..

B*stard Files - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment

ok, first of all, Gay is one sylable, and sexy is two. the pacing is horrible. and its not too funny. I am not gay, but im sure many people would take offence to this.

KintarosTiger - October 22, 2008 - Report this comment

A... bit lame actually, but I wanna see more.

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