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Song Parodies -> "I Just Want A Sandwich"

Original Song Title:

"Killing in the Name of"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rage Against the Machine

Parody Song Title:

"I Just Want A Sandwich"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

After my previous parody (Screw Tha Colts), I feel like writing something silly as a relief. In Rhode Island, we have a type of sandwich called a grinder. They're pretty big sandwiches, & come in different varieties: Italian, ham, meatball, roast beef, etc... They're really good. However, there are times when you may not be in the mood for one, so you may want a smaller sandwich. Anyways, enjoy the parody.
(I just want a sandwich!)

I just want a small sandwich,
I don't want a whole grinder.
I just want a small sandwich,
I don't want a whole grinder.
I just want a small sandwich,
I don't want a whole grinder!
I just want a small sandwich,
I DON'T WANT A WHOLE GRINDER!
UGH!

I just want a sandwich!
I just want a sandwich!

'Cause I'm not in the mood now.
'Cause I'm not in the mood now.
'Cause I'm not in the mood now.
'Cause I'm not in the mood now.
'Cause I'm not in the mood now.
'Cause I'm not in the mood now.
'Cause I'm not in the mood now.
'Cause I'm not in the mood now.
'Cause I'm not in the mood now!
'Cause I'm not in the mood now!
'Cause I'm not in the mood now!
'CAUSE I'M NOT IN THE MOOD NOW!

Don't know why you justify giving me a meal that is not too light.
You justify, don't know why, giving me a meal that is not too light!
Don't know why you justify giving me a meal that is not too light.
You justify, don't know why, giving me a meal that is not too light!

I just want a small sandwich,
I don't want a whole grinder.
I just want a small sandwich,
I don't want a whole grinder.
I just want a small sandwich,
I don't want a whole grinder!
I just want a small sandwich,
I DON'T WANT A WHOLE GRINDER!
UGH!

I just want a sandwich!
I just want a sandwich!

'Cause I'm not in the mood now.
'Cause I'm not in the mood now.
'Cause I'm not in the mood now.
'Cause I'm not in the mood now.
'Cause I'm not in the mood now.
("Cause I'll be too dang full!)
'Cause I'm not in the mood now.
("Cause I'll be too dang full!)
'Cause I'm not in the mood now.
("Cause I'll be too dang full!)
'Cause I'm not in the mood now.
("Cause I'll be too dang full!)
'Cause I'm not in the mood now!
("Cause I'll be too dang full!)
'Cause I'm not in the mood now!
("Cause I'll be too dang full!)
'Cause I'm not in the mood now!
("CAUSE I'LL BE TOO DANG FULL!)
'CAUSE I'M NOT IN THE MOOD NOW!

Don't know why you justify giving me a meal that is not too light.
You justify, don't know why, giving me a meal that is not too light!
Don't know why you justify giving me a meal that is not too light.
You justify, don't know why, giving me a meal that is not too light!
That's right!

(Come on!)

(Yeah!)

(Come on!)

(Ugh!)

Dang you, I don't want a whole grinder.
Dang you, I don't want a whole grinder.
Dang you, I don't want a whole grinder.
Dang you, I don't want a whole grinder.
Dang you, I don't want a whole grinder.
Dang you, I don't want a whole grinder.
Dang you, I don't want a whole grinder!
Dang you, I don't want a whole grinder!
DANG YOU, I DON'T WANT A WHOLE GRINDER!
DANG YOU, I DON'T WANT A WHOLE GRINDER!
DANG YOU, I DON'T WANT A WHOLE GRINDER!
DANG YOU, I DON'T WANT A WHOLE GRINDER!
DANG YOU, I DON'T WANT A WHOLE GRINDER!
DANG YOU, I DON'T WANT A WHOLE GRINDER!
DANG YOU, I DON'T WANT A WHOLE GRINDER!
DANG YOU, I DON'T WANT A WHOLE GRINDER!

There, I said it!
UGH!
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Jonathan S. - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Two things: 1) Except for "Don't know why you justify giving me a meal that is not too light", the rest of the lyrics aren't even close to the OS's. And 2) You're the second dude who didn't get the title right; it's "Killing In The Name", no "Of."
mike - December 12, 2010 - Report this comment
and now i'm not even hungry and now i'm not even hungry and now i'm not even hungry and now i'm not even hungry and now i'm not even hungry now i gotta go pee and now i'm not even hungry now i gotta go pee and now i'm not even hungry now i gotta go pee and now i'm not even hungry now i gotta go pee AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOW I'M NOT EVEN HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MIKE - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
OKAY 2010 IS ALMOST OVER $EE Y@LL IN 2011
Dylan Baranski - December 31, 2010 - Report this comment
See ya, Mike.
MIKE - August 11, 2012 - Report this comment
2FM

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