look in the mirror, what a freakshow,
greasy on top, goes down to ya elbow now,
why'd ya put ya hair through this torture,
looks like the bad taste beast went an caught yer,
they said it looked good,give it a try they said,
thats how ya got a mullet plastered too ya head,
plastered to ya head,
plastered to ya head,
i order you to go to ya tool shed,
i'll sit and watch as you take the garden shears,
time for you to chop off, just mind ya ears,
resident fleas, screamin 'please please please'
'please dont destroy our homes,
ya greasy peice'a shite',
so please start clipping,
off that mullet,
what dope did ya smoke,
too make ya think it looked good,
when people pass ,they cant help but laugh at you,
and that sweaty thing on ya scalp.

Just victim of the 70's throwback,
You need to be thrown onto a railtrack,
Just victim of the 70's throwback,
You need to be thrown on a railtrack,
(repeat)

So please start clipping,
Off that mullet,
What dope did ya smoke,
To make ya think it looked good,
When people pass, they cant help but laugh at you,
And that sweaty thing on ya head,

Now escape from the greasiness,
Wash it again jack, and then rinse and repeat,
And then wash it again, and again, and again,
Until ya scalp is bleeding red,
Ya hair looks really bad, and ya know it does,
Buying a headband, red with sequins on,
Well done son, you look like a girl,
You invalid,
You've got a f**kin mullet on ya head,

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Look at it shine,
Like a don't walk sign,
You look just like a fag,
You've got a mullet on ya head,
look at it shine,
like a dont walk sign,
you look just like a fag,
you got a mullet on ya head

a mullet on ya head,
a mullet on ya head......
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