This thing called Pot Noodle so rash,
Comes in a bucket instead of a Hitler tash,
There's no adequance to thier advertisment,
Twats in spandex that take piss out of men,
Said it was yum but my stomach mass,
Is supplying the poo that's blasting out my ass,
Blasting out my ass blasting out my ass,
I think that soon I might well be past;

I sat and watched as my anus pooped and I,
The amount that came out I was mesmarised,
Celular phone playing Take That tones,
Couldn't get of the seat couldn't walk aching bones,
And as I wiped my browny colour,
I made a vow that I'd curse all thier mothers,
I'd stage a protest over my behind,
And spandex men'll lose thier minds;

CHORUS:
Just a victim of the Pot Noodle strife,
My mate's cholesterol's now high,
Just a victim of the Pot Noodle strife,
My mate's cholesterol's now high;

GUITAR SOLO

CHORUS

And as I wiped my browny colour,
I made a vow that I'd curse all thier mothers,
I'd stage a protest over my behind,
And spandex men'll lose thier minds,
Thier in the factory on thier break,
With an erection they're gonna need protection,
From my men from my men,
And we're gonna cut of his punk dick
All the lies Pot Noodle were telling me,
All the products that they were selling me,
My mate's cholesterol's oh so high,
And what about the bull that's blasting out my ass;

CHORUS

GUITAR SOLO

Your hurt my hein,
I believed the lies,
And I feel oh so crass
I've got the bull right in in my ass,
Your hurt my hein,
I believed the lies,
And I feel oh so crass
I've got the bull right in in my ass,
The bull right in my ass,
The bull right in my ass,
The bull right in my ass,
The bull right in my ass,
The bull right in my ass,
The bull right in my ass,
The bull right in my ass,
The bull right in my ass,
The bull right in my ass,
The bull right in my ass,
The bull right in my ass,
The bull right in my ass,
The bull right in my ass,
The bull right in my ass,
The bull right in my ass,
The bull right in my bleeding ass.