Sometimes I get to readin'
crap like the Mail on sunday - don't quite know
Why I read it when when it's still full
of the same rubbish - crap soaps

The gushing's endless we go crazy for Neighbours
Eastender's not entirely - full of joy or sun
Sometimes Corrie's crap lately - 'twas always so
This damn tabloid st!te's just got to go

Those were celebrity lives
The bad things we read about you
you'll soon be no-one now we've got sick of you
newspapers will decide we all hate you

You can't take out Botox, surgery won't provide
you with that fame
you're on the dole at this time on a television side
called "they were famous? when?"

No use in sitting and thinkin' on what you did
now those who brought you fame sit back and take this p!ss
Sometimes it seems like lately - I just don't know
Better go back and get in panto

Cos These were celebrity lives
They're famous but we don't know why
There fame it goes on now but we can't explain
When we try to recall their names

Those were celebrity lives
The bad things we read about you
you'll soon be no-one now we've got sick of you
newspapers will decide we all hate you

we all hate you