This board’s anal fissure
hyper-posts lots
of hackneyed flops
No wit and no puns
Dull as dull can be
Bet he had his folks wishing they’d used birth control
“Wit” is always his pretension
Hah! It’s not like he’ll be the next Voltaire
since he’s the most insipid
parodist we’ve observed

Ev’ry song’s half-assed, beyond cliched
Ev’ry song’s half-assed, beyond cliched

Some here might remember
when this brain-dead guy
began to copy/paste amok
Oooh, then he became defiant,
rash beyond belief, then moved on to obsessed
Half of a half-wit
On this site always out of his depth,
that’s why we’re certain -
Darrrr’s his slogan
It’s fair to say
he redefines absurd
Copied comments are just his deflection
‘cuz he has all the wit and charm of Robespierre
Yes, he’s the most insipid
parodist we’ve observed

Ev’ry song’s half-assed, beyond cliched
Ev’ry song’s half-assed, beyond cliched
Ev’ry song’s half-assed, beyond cliched

He’ll never get this
It’s his whole basis
Mr Untoward

Ev’ry song’s half-assed, beyond cliched
Ev’ry song’s half-assed, beyond cliched

Herbie Kaye’s toke clan
Toke clan
Herbie Kaye’s toke clan
Toke clan

Ev’ry song’s half-assed, beyond cliched