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Song Parodies -> "Mexican"

Original Song Title:

"Better Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

Parody Song Title:

"Mexican"

Parody Written by:

Zoinkfunkledonkered2

The Lyrics

Scene: First 100 days of Trump's Presidency
Hefe, watching the cops Raphael is caught it's got to stop
Telling them, take no more she's packing up her sheets
As he opens the door, Amigos move over
Pretentiously he says, "siesta's over"

(Chorus)
See leaves and see branches in my yard
Can't Find a Mexican
See leaves in gutters see leaves in my head
Can't find a Mexican

Can't find a Mexican
Can't find a Mexican
Oh

Tacos, Tortillas, aroz con pollo, chia seeds to go
Si Todos Unidos, yeah
Mariachis gone back wishing Pablo was stronger
Now I'm waiting for Jamal to clean my yard
"El Rastrillo es.." Sorry swear you were Juan

See leaves and see branches in my yard
Can't Find a Mexican
See leaves in gutters see leaves in my head
Can't find a Mexican

Can't find a Mexican
Can't find a Mexican

Deported, yeah, I'd never thought you'd leave this way
We're lazy, yeah, That's why you'll be back again.

Can't find a Mexican
Can't find a Mexican
Can't find a Mexican
Can't find a Mexican
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Jamal - November 14, 2016 - Report this comment
There was a movie made called A Day Without a Mexican. Did you ever see it? Here's 555 days until deportation!
Bean counter - November 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Of the 11.43 million illegals in the United States, 6.72 million came from Mexico. The other 9 of the top 10 came from El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Philippines, India, Korea, China, Ecuador, and Vietnam making 4.71 million together.
Juan - July 28, 2019 - Report this comment
OMG!! That's funny!

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